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  1. Te(V)plar is offline

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    Bodyjams... what a disaster

    http://www.lesmills.com/site/home/home.aspx


    I've been seeing infomercials for this crap everywhere. It's like the abortion of Tae Bo, Capo, and stepcercise freaks. The infomercials, even loaded with hot chicks, is unwatchable from their bizarre movements. Just check it out. I was cringing last night.


    I love how one of the trainers is called Gandalf Archer.
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    Enforcer of Northeast Anti-Silliness Department Inc.

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     Style: Kaju, BJJ, Judo, Kempo

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    abortion? You mean bastard child?
  3. Coyote is offline
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    Your RBSD Cannot Save You Now.

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     Style: Spanish Rapier/Epee/Foil

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    I think he means that it looks like the aborted afterbirth of their hideously deformed mutant love child.
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    Quote Originally Posted by teh site
    An intoxicating pot-pourri of movement and music, BODYJAM® is the world's ultimate dance-based workout - a new generation fitness class that unlocks everyone's rhythmic and dancing instincts.

    With the emphasis as much on having fun as breaking a sweat, BODYJAM® is an addictive fusion of dance and aerobic moves. The blend includes the latest sounds of hiphop, funk and Latin music, together with the coolest sounds currently topping the charts.

    Providing the kind of experience that today's fitness club members are looking for in the group fitness studio, BODYJAM® adds new meaning to the concept of having fun while getting fit.

    Every three months, Les Mills releases a new BODYJAM® class with fresh choreography and music.

    That says nothing about any type or method of combat or self defense. It's just a workout. And making fun of a :gay: workout makes you :gaygay:.
    You can't make people smarter. You can expose them to information, but your responsibility stops there.
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    http://www.lesmills.com/site/program...s-program.aspx


    Explosively popular in clubs around the world, BODYCOMBAT® combines moves and stances from a range of self-defense disciplines like karate, boxing and taekwondo into an hour-long energetic routine.

    Music and pre-choreography create a fierce, energetic experience which raises fitness levels throughout the whole body, while reducing fat and cholesterol.

    Every three months, Les Mills releases a new BODYCOMBAT® class with fresh choreography and music.
    Now what happened with Tae Bo? A bunch of people thought they could fight.

    When you use Self-Defense with the word discipline people assume they will learn to fight.
  6. Coyote is offline
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    Your RBSD Cannot Save You Now.

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    Usually, hitting them in the balls with a tire iron solves that.
  7. Te(V)plar is offline

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    Quote Originally Posted by PirateJon
    That says nothing about any type or method of combat or self defense. It's just a workout. And making fun of a :gay: workout makes you :gaygay:.
    If you see the infomercial for this. They show people throwing these crazy looping punches. They also state various times how their program is based on the "martial art of Capoeira". Even that specific program can be misinterpreted as being SD.
  8. Coyote is offline
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    Where did I put that damn tire iron?

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