Even Aikidoka think Aikido is fake

**Permalost** · Posted On: 12/10/2012 3:53pm

So to prove aikido doesn't work, you want to try something you saw in the Karate Kid?!?

**Your_Majesty** · Posted On: 12/30/2012 10:05am

Say that to Sensei Seagal's face not online and see what happens.

**Psycho Dad** · Posted On: 12/30/2012 10:14am

Originally Posted by Your_Majesty

Say that to Sensei Seagal's face not online and see what happens.

He'd continue looking for more Twinkies?

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**judoratt** · Posted On: 12/30/2012 6:45pm

Would you realy call this guy Sensei??

**Your_Majesty** · Posted On: 12/31/2012 10:02am

Originally Posted by judoratt

Would you realy call this guy Sensei??

That gentleman is a 7th degree black belt and can in a few movements break your arm in 3 different places. Also, he taught the front kick to Anderson Silva and Lyoto Machida, two professional fighters that won their respective fights after that with the Seagal Front Kick.

**itwasntme** · Posted On: 12/31/2012 10:12am

Originally Posted by Your_Majesty

That gentleman is a 7th degree black belt and can in a few movements break your arm in 3 different places. Also, he taught the front kick to Anderson Silva and Lyoto Machida, two professional fighters that won their respective fights after that with the Seagal Front Kick.

This made my day.

**doofaloofa** · Posted On: 12/31/2012 1:52pm

Originally Posted by Your_Majesty

That gentleman is a 7th degree black belt and can in a few movements break your arm in 3 different places. Also, he taught the front kick to Anderson Silva and Lyoto Machida, two professional fighters that won their respective fights after that with the Seagal Front Kick.

Would you cosider yourself a 'Nut Rider'?

**bombom** · Posted On: 12/31/2012 3:05pm

Originally Posted by Your_Majesty

That gentleman is a 7th degree black belt and can in a few movements break your arm in 3 different places. Also, he taught the front kick to Anderson Silva and Lyoto Machida, two professional fighters that won their respective fights after that with the Seagal Front Kick.

You're so pretty. I want to keep you. I will set up a nice box with a nice blankie in it to keep you warm and cozy.

**Rock Ape** · Posted On: 12/31/2012 4:00pm

You fuckwits need to train more and stop beating your snake-eyes over a fat balding twat.

Seriously, do you all have Segal-pen0r-envy ? Because I think most if not all of you secretly want to be Nico Toscani.

**Rock Ape** · Posted On: 12/31/2012 4:03pm

Originally Posted by your_majesty

that gentleman is a 7th degree black belt and can in a few movements break your arm in 3 different places. Also, he taught the front kick to anderson silva and lyoto machida, two professional fighters that won their respective fights after that with the seagal front kick.

Oh

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Up