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    Say that to Sensei Seagal's face not online and see what happens.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Your_Majesty View Post
    Say that to Sensei Seagal's face not online and see what happens.
    He'd continue looking for more Twinkies?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Newb1 View Post

    B) I could not beat a Judoka with Aikido. I could only beat an Aikidoka with Aikido. I thought that was understook.

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    Would you realy call this guy Sensei??

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    Quote Originally Posted by judoratt View Post
    Would you realy call this guy Sensei??
    That gentleman is a 7th degree black belt and can in a few movements break your arm in 3 different places. Also, he taught the front kick to Anderson Silva and Lyoto Machida, two professional fighters that won their respective fights after that with the Seagal Front Kick.

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    Re: Even Aikidoka think Aikido is fake

    Quote Originally Posted by Your_Majesty View Post
    That gentleman is a 7th degree black belt and can in a few movements break your arm in 3 different places. Also, he taught the front kick to Anderson Silva and Lyoto Machida, two professional fighters that won their respective fights after that with the Seagal Front Kick.
    This made my day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Your_Majesty View Post
    That gentleman is a 7th degree black belt and can in a few movements break your arm in 3 different places. Also, he taught the front kick to Anderson Silva and Lyoto Machida, two professional fighters that won their respective fights after that with the Seagal Front Kick.
    You're so pretty. I want to keep you. I will set up a nice box with a nice blankie in it to keep you warm and cozy.

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    You fuckwits need to train more and stop beating your snake-eyes over a fat balding twat.

    Seriously, do you all have Segal-pen0r-envy ? Because I think most if not all of you secretly want to be Nico Toscani.
    "To sin by silence when one should protest makes cowards out of men".

    ~Ella Wheeler

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    Quote Originally Posted by your_majesty View Post
    that gentleman is a 7th degree black belt and can in a few movements break your arm in 3 different places. Also, he taught the front kick to anderson silva and lyoto machida, two professional fighters that won their respective fights after that with the seagal front kick.
    Oh

    Shut

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    "To sin by silence when one should protest makes cowards out of men".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Your_Majesty View Post
    That gentleman is a 7th degree black belt and can in a few movements break your arm in 3 different places. Also, he taught the front kick to Anderson Silva and Lyoto Machida, two professional fighters that won their respective fights after that with the Seagal Front Kick.
    I read your response and all I could picture in my head was two kids mashing their GIJoes together but you're the kid that's screaming "NUH UH I HIT YOU FIRST WITH MY MISSILE GUN SWORD LAUNCHER" over and over again

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rock Ape View Post
    I think most if not all of you secretly want to be Nico Toscani.

    Nico Toscani wants to be me!


    When life gives you lemons... BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!

    "what's the best thing about aikido then?"
    "To be defeated by your enemies, to be driven by them from the field of battle, and to hear the lamentations of your women." ermghoti

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