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    Putin brings in Seagal to get Russia fit!!!

    No, it is true. Since everything in Russia is approximately twenty years behind, from video games to fashion to music, Putin ordered the 1988 Steven Seagal and got guess what? The 2014 Steven Seagal, fresh from training Anderson Silva showed up!!! That's right! Now every Russian is gonna be flashing the rock-hard abs hidden beneath the black shirt Seagal is wearin!!!

    http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow...163450055.html
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    Quote Originally Posted by crappler
    Putin brings in Seagal to get Russia fit!!!
    Does not compute.

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    I think the whole Crimea thing was just a ruse to get Segal over there and turn the whole country in Aikdo badasses.

    Well played, Putin. Well played.

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    I am not sure what to think of this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by goodlun View Post
    I am not sure what to think of this.
    Think irony. Just because Seagal is the same size as Russia doesn't mean he can do them any good.

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    It's like the whole World is somehow conspiring to troll Seagal into thinking he's some kind of ultra-MMA badass and fitness guru. I bet Silva, Machida and Putin are high-fiving each other right now having a jolly good laugh at his expense.

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    I bet Silva, Machida and Putin are high-fiving each other right now having a jolly good laugh at his expense.
    5:17

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kt1Jr-_-PVo#t=48

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    ************! There goes my man-crush on Putin.

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    Segal is obviously there as a deep-cover CIA agent bent on assassinating Putin.

    Duh.

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    So Seagal will be teaching Russians how to wear a baggy jacket to theoretically hide one's gut while fooling absolutely nobody? Not sure if this will interfere with their tracksuit wearing.

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