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  1. crappler is offline
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    Putin brings in Seagal to get Russia fit!!!

    No, it is true. Since everything in Russia is approximately twenty years behind, from video games to fashion to music, Putin ordered the 1988 Steven Seagal and got guess what? The 2014 Steven Seagal, fresh from training Anderson Silva showed up!!! That's right! Now every Russian is gonna be flashing the rock-hard abs hidden beneath the black shirt Seagal is wearin!!!

    http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow...163450055.html
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    Quote Originally Posted by crappler
    Putin brings in Seagal to get Russia fit!!!
    Does not compute.
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    I think the whole Crimea thing was just a ruse to get Segal over there and turn the whole country in Aikdo badasses.

    Well played, Putin. Well played.
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    I am not sure what to think of this.
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    Quote Originally Posted by goodlun View Post
    I am not sure what to think of this.
    Think irony. Just because Seagal is the same size as Russia doesn't mean he can do them any good.
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    I dont know

    Seagal does seem to fit the Systema profile

    He should fit in nicely
    Considered in the abstract the boxing ring is an altar of sorts, one of those legendary spaces where the laws of a nation are suspended: inside the ropes, during an officially regulated three-minute round, a man may be killed by his opponent's hands but he cannot be legally murdered. Boxing inhabits a sacred space predating civilization; or, to use D.H. Lawrence's phrase, before God was love. If it suggests a savage ceremony or a rite of atonement it also suggests the futility of such gestures. For what possible atonement is the fight waged if it must shortly be waged again... and again? The boxing match is the very image, the more terrifying for being so stylized, of mankind's collective aggression; its ongoing historical madness.
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    It's like the whole World is somehow conspiring to troll Seagal into thinking he's some kind of ultra-MMA badass and fitness guru. I bet Silva, Machida and Putin are high-fiving each other right now having a jolly good laugh at his expense.
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    I bet Silva, Machida and Putin are high-fiving each other right now having a jolly good laugh at his expense.
    5:17

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kt1Jr-_-PVo#t=48
  9. Devil is online now
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    ************! There goes my man-crush on Putin.
  10. TwentyThree is online now

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    Segal is obviously there as a deep-cover CIA agent bent on assassinating Putin.

    Duh.
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