Phil's Wetdream Come true

***JohnnyCache*** · Posted On: 3/19/2006 3:30pm

man the precedent for an occasional smart zombie goes clear back to romero.

People tend to forget about Day of the Dead which is the smartest of those three movies by far but it didn't have enough brain-munchs per hour for the audience.

**Locu5** · Posted On: 3/19/2006 5:39pm

Yup. Meet Bud:

**Kungfoolss** · Posted On: 3/20/2006 1:50am

Originally Posted by Samuel Browning

Wow! You really hate the guy don't you? I suspect that you guys have been having run-ins for years on the internet. Just one legal tip, asserting someone has a loathsome sexual disease is a good way to get sued for defamation, so it would be better to keep away from that particular allegation.

Wasn't me. However, I do wonder if phil spends a signifcant amount of his time at G-holes.

Hey, we both like Fantasy Warrior, but look what Comics did to David Bannon, it totally made him lose touch with reality :P

Johnny Quest?!?! WHY? At the very least, he could've choosen Underdog.

**Sun Wukong** · Posted On: 3/20/2006 2:17pm

You know what's kinda funny? I mean, phil probably thinks we sit around and try to "compensate" by making fun of him... I mean, we don't do it because we feel threatened... it's because he's like the fat kid at school who started taking TKD and wore his gi to class so people would think he was tough and stop giving him **** for being a fat ass.

I mean, I'm sorry for picking on that fat kid, he didn't deserve it. Phil fucking asked for this ****. He's a paranoid jerk who probably nearly has a stroke everytime his food shows up late, or has a semi heart attack when his appetizer shows up after the meal does. Either that or fat boy get's cranky when he hasn't has his fry fix.

For fucks sake, he's a waiter with a life who probably isn't making enough money to care if you're not completely satisfied with your purchase and that homeless guy is just some poor bastard with a few screws loose; I bet if Phil ever joined the salvation army he'd serve the food wearing his gun with a sign over him that says,

Attention Scum: No Eye Contact, this means you. Signed, Smith & Wesson.

If he was really all that concerned about his personal well being, he'd cut fries out of his diet.

**Fantasy Warrior** · Posted On: 3/20/2006 4:18pm

Our old friend The_MMA_Kid asked Phil why he's so unpopular on Bullshido...

Because I represent everything they wish they could be and are not.

http://www.martialtalk.com/forum/showthread.php?t=31996

from the same thread:

as The Martialist has risen to prominence, is just how incredibly angry some people get about it. While I wouldn't say I've made enemies (because I simply don't know my critics well enough to call them enemies), I've certainly upset a lot of brittle, insecure, and foolish people in the martial arts and self-defense community. Given the character and the opinions of these people, we must be doing something right. If a man can be judged by the quality of his enemies, I'm comfortable with whatever conclusions you draw in reading commentary about me and this 'zine.

**Zendetta** · Posted On: 3/20/2006 4:30pm

Originally Posted by chris_ketchens

I mean, I'm sorry for picking on that fat kid, he didn't deserve it. Phil fucking asked for this ****. He's a paranoid jerk...

Completely. Read the Martialist and you will come across hair-raising tales of Phil applying his philosophy of martialism by asserting himself and protecting his space - at dangerous events like the Rennaisance Faire.

In the words of another fat asshole: "I'm not making this up, folks!"

Seriously, Phil is such schmuck that he has to establish his warrior spirit by bullying OTHER NERDS.

**Kungfoolss** · Posted On: 3/21/2006 9:58am

Originally Posted by kickcatcher

Our old friend The_MMA_Kid asked Phil why he's so unpopular on Bullshido...
http://www.martialtalk.com/forum/showthread.php?t=31996

from the same thread:

Talk about delusional.

Because I represent everything they wish they could be and are not.

I wish I could be a fat, weapon-obsessed, inept fighter? What a warped sense of reality.

**Neildo** · Posted On: 3/21/2006 10:11am

Originally Posted by Zendetta

Seriously, Phil is such schmuck that he has to establish his warrior spirit by bullying OTHER NERDS.

Wow. That's pathetic, yet hilarious. Is there a word for that?

Oh, I know, PHilarious.

**Transcendent Sunchips** · Posted On: 3/21/2006 10:17am

Originally Posted by Zendetta

Seriously, Phil is such schmuck that he has to establish his warrior spirit by bullying OTHER NERDS.

I wouldn't say bully other nerds. Nerds have computers. This means that they can answer back to Phil or even worst, engage in a debate.

Phil picks on the homeless because they don't have access to computers.

**Zendetta** · Posted On: 3/21/2006 11:14am

Originally Posted by KayDeePee

I wouldn't say bully other nerds. Nerds have computers. This means that they can answer back to Phil or even worst, engage in a debate.

Phil picks on the homeless because they don't have access to computers.

Go to his forums and read.

Writing about 'assertiveness' Phil brags about being annoyed with a middle aged woman who's insensitive rudeness ofends Phil.

He 'asserts' himself and puts the uppity bitch in her place.

All of this goes down at a Ren Faire. This is 'Martialism' in action.

Seriously.

Philarious indeed!