Phil's Wetdream Come true

**Kungfoolss** · Posted On: 3/17/2006 12:08pm

Originally Posted by Shawarma

The amusing bit is: Those 700.000 hits he gets are most likely people redirected from Bullshido wanting to see how nutty he is, pointing their finger at him and saying: "Man, this guy's a jerk!"

Nah, that could'nt be. All those hits have to be from people that admire and respect the goober. :surprised

**Kungfoolss** · Posted On: 3/17/2006 12:10pm

Originally Posted by Wounded Ronin

I can't believe the kissing up quoted on this thread. It really starts to sound like some of the "poetry" written for Ashida Kim by his fans on *his* forum.

It is most unlikely phil had anything to do with it either (such as authoring it himself...).

**Kungfoolss** · Posted On: 3/17/2006 12:12pm

Originally Posted by Arahoushi

Actually, the Nietzsche quote is from his last work, "Ecce Homo," (Behold the Man!) and was written when he was losing his mind from syphilis. The chapter Phil references is widely considered to have been the peak of his madness.

...and just where do you see a difference between phil?

**Kungfoolss** · Posted On: 3/17/2006 12:13pm

Originally Posted by RoninPimp

What's wrong with being a half blind dork??? My mother loves me just the way I am!

I'm not certain the same could be said of phil.

**Sam Browning** · Posted On: 3/17/2006 12:28pm

Originally Posted by Kungfoolss

...and just where do you see a difference between phil?

Well we know that Phil can't have syphilis because that would mean that he would have to have had sex with someone. So his major malajustment must stem from some other source. I suspect comic books as a youth.

**Mjelva** · Posted On: 3/17/2006 2:02pm

Do zombies run? Do they learn?

No and no, not really. Classical zombies are slow and awkward. They do not think, except in the most vestigial sense; they may feel some affinity for objects, people, or behaviors with which or whom they were very familiar in life (a butcher zombie might indeed walk along still holding his cleaver, for example, but he would not use it as a tool except to flail it along with his whole arm, unthinking and unfeeling).

Doom begs to differ.

**Kungfoolss** · Posted On: 3/17/2006 11:40pm

Originally Posted by Samuel Browning

Well we know that Phil can't have syphilis because that would mean that he would have to have had sex with someone. So his major malajustment must stem from some other source.

For all we know, phil goes around licking toilet seats at public restrooms on his off hours.

I suspect comic books as a youth.

WHOAAA! Back off there pilgrim. I happen to like comics, I always look forward to reading the new issue of Fantasy Warrior whenever it comes out.

**Lane** · Posted On: 3/19/2006 1:51am

Originally Posted by Samuel Browning

Well we know that Phil can't have syphilis because that would mean that he would have to have had sex with someone. So his major malajustment must stem from some other source. I suspect comic books as a youth.

I blame Dungeons and Dragons.

Besides, Nietzsche is a much better writer than Phil. Nietzsche is funny and makes me laugh.

**Sun Wukong** · Posted On: 3/19/2006 10:37am

Does that guy just not watch 'king of the hill' or something... do the many references that Dale Gribble makes to soldier of fortune magazine account for nothing... does he not realize the what the word "Satire" means?

Oh did anyone see how they said Paladin Press had high standards for publishing... the very same people that published the bulk of Ashida Kims books on how to be a ninja overnight. I mean, even phil made fun of AK... there's definitely something incognizant going on inside his thetan colony.

It's a huge pile of bologne and processed cheese food spread... it'll fill you up, but in the end you'll just be a big fat ass if you digest enough of it.

**Sam Browning** · Posted On: 3/19/2006 11:07am

Originally Posted by Kungfoolss

For all we know, phil goes around licking toilet seats at public restrooms on his off hours. .

Wow! You really hate the guy don't you? I suspect that you guys have been having run-ins for years on the internet. Just one legal tip, asserting someone has a loathsome sexual disease is a good way to get sued for defamation, so it would be better to keep away from that particular allegation.

Originally Posted by Kungfoolss

WHOAAA! Back off there pilgrim. I happen to like comics, I always look forward to reading the new issue of Fantasy Warrior whenever it comes out.

Hey, we both like Fantasy Warrior, but look what Comics did to David Bannon, it totally made him lose touch with reality :P