Phil's Wetdream Come true

[MSUTKD]

http://www.martialtalk.com/forum/showthread.php?t=31608

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[Wounded Ronin]

Phil is happy because now he's just another hopeless fat man holding a flashlight in the pages of one of the leading military fantasy magazines? I mean, next to the freakin' ad for combat tomahawk training? Does the man have no dignity? Does anyone actually take SoF magazine seriously?

I mean, I loved the video games they put out, but, dude...no one actually thinks that SoF magazine is anything other than entertainment for fat dudes who are exactly like Phil Elmore.

One of my friends is a prosecutor in New York State. I remember I once asked him about how contract killers are prosecuted. The first thing he told me was, "Well, in the first place, real hitmen aren't the ones who take out ads in Soldier of Fortune magazine."

[Phrost]

Oh come on, I removed the mention of Phil from the "Your Martial Art Sucks" forum description. Do we really need new topics about him?

I'm nuking that icon.

[Gosai]

One of my friends is a prosecutor in New York State. I remember I once asked him about how contract killers are prosecuted. The first thing he told me was, "Well, in the first place, real hitmen aren't the ones who take out ads in Soldier of Fortune magazine."

Unless they just want you to THINK they're some idiot...now the question becomes: Is Phil Elmore intelligent enough to be a real armed combat expert cleverly disguised as someone with an IQ around my own level...or is he actually someone with an IQ around my own level?:qleft6:

[Plasma]

From that ad, I question everything Paladin promotes from now on.

[Cassius]

Oh come on, I removed the mention of Phil from the "Your Martial Art Sucks" forum description. Do we really need new topics about him?

I'm nuking that icon.

We need a FAQ or something saying "Try not to talk about Phil unless he does something amazingly stupid."

Seriously, he's been done to death. Anything else is just free advertisement for the douche.

[JohnnyCache]

Soldier of fortune actually has some interesting articles in it once in a while, and you aren't actually allowed to run ads for hit men in it - haven't been for quite a while.

[DerAuslander]

Getting published by Paladin Press gives him legitimacy?

If I wrote something and it ended up that only Paladin would publish it...I would trash the manuscript.

[Cassius]

Getting published by Paladin Press gives him legitimacy?

If I wrote something and it ended up that only Paladin would publish it...I would trash the manuscript.

Any attention is too much, legitimate or not.

[Olorin]

From that ad, I question everything Paladin promotes from now on.

Getting published by Paladin Press gives him legitimacy?

If I wrote something and it ended up that only Paladin would publish it...I would trash the manuscript.

Dito…Paladin Press publishes crap. They are well know for it.