Yeah everybody knows that TKD was created by Korean Leprachauns. Unfortunately they got their history all wrong when they created the forms and named them. Chon ji is the name of the Leprachaun that fell from Heaven to earth, as he landed his farts created the clouds and his ass the sun. This is why this form is taught to beginners because it represents waking up in the morning and passing gas as you get up. Dan Gun is actually the name of the Korean Leprachaun that brought hemroid cream to Korea circa 2334 BC. Someday the real history will be revealed.
Hold on. I thought that was Tom Gun who brought the cream. Damn...I'm confused again.
Originally Posted by omega
Jeremy M. Talbott
Originally Posted by Phrost
Originally Posted by D.Murray
Originally Posted by hangooknamja88
You're both wrong!
Kimchi, the Korean cure for hemmoroids, the bird flu, and SARS, dates back to the Dingdong Dynasty.
Omega are you sure it was Chongi? Cause I thought he was the 3rd Dynasty Warrior who whilst checked by his forced loyalty to the king...............
So hold on, I can't be good at TKD unless I speak Korean? I really like to make pancakes and have maple syrup on them, I guess I should stop now cause I don't really speak enough French to qualify. WTF, who is this numb nuts?
Its sad really, the founders of TKD just passed away within the last few years and now apparently TKD has been around since 50BC, wow!
No, see, that one is easy to explain. TKD practitioners are almost immortal. Just look at Chuck Norris.
Originally Posted by TKD Black Belt
In that Case GM Park looked great for a guy in his second millennium!!!
I've just contacted the fool again, and apparently, *THIS* is the correct site:
Well, TKDblackbelt, looks like your lack of spoken korean really does rule you out.
Copied from the Moonies website:
The Korean Language is taught as part of your growth with the martial art. As you progress into each belt level, the student is required to learn basic Korean instructions and responses. Below each belt level terms that is expected to be learned to advance.
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