3/05/2006 5:26am, #1
Target: Tina Kirby Status: Terminated.
I'm pretty sure the first time she fell down counts as a knockout (this is MMA, afterall). But the ref didnt stop it and I let her get back up to knock her out again.
Her face was all busted up afterwards, she stayed out for about a minute or so.
3/05/2006 5:47am, #2
****...that was great.And that's when I figured out that tears couldn't make somebody who was dead alive again. There's another thing to learn about tears, they can't make somebody who doesn't love you any more love you again. It's the same with prayers. I wonder how much of their lives people waste crying and praying to God. If you ask me, the devil makes more sense than God does. I can at least see why people would want him around. It's good to have somebody to blame for the bad stuff they do. Maybe God's there because people get scared of all the bad stuff they do. They figure that God and the Devil are always playing this game of tug-of-war game with them. And they never know which side they're gonna wind up on. I guess that tug-of-war idea explains how sometimes, even when people try to do something good, it still turns out bad.
3/05/2006 5:52am, #3
Hot knife through butter.
3/05/2006 5:57am, #4
I had actually intended to draw this fight out some, like to the second round....but what can i say, i got in there, got excited, and swung for the KO.
I tried to give her a free shot, dropped my hands, but she didnt take it so i decided to kick her.
3/05/2006 6:02am, #5
I've never actually hit anyone hard, or rather, with intent to do damage, before. It was weird.
3/05/2006 6:06am, #6
I figure it's not a bad idea to dish out the harshest beating you can muster in the first 60 seconds, if your opponent can't handle it...you've won. If not, and your conditioning's good, you probably haven't lost anything for having tried.
3/05/2006 6:20am, #7
3/05/2006 6:30am, #8
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3/05/2006 7:27am, #9
Terminated with a certain degree of style.
We may be compelled to hire you for future terminations.
3/05/2006 7:35am, #10