My posts on the internet got me banned from my Dojo

**Mjelva** · Posted On: 3/16/2006 8:04am

Originally Posted by Mr. Jones

I think at 13 they should be shipped to an island then brought back from the island when they turn 21.

You're 19 yourself. How stupid are you, anyway?

**Shawarma** · Posted On: 3/16/2006 8:08am

Who the **** wants to get drunk in Norway anyway, beer and liquor's more expensive than diamond necklaces there. You should drink your oil instead. Would be cheaper.

**Rhamma** · Posted On: 3/16/2006 9:28am

Originally Posted by jnp

Teenagers could be utilized much more effectively if they were all indentured servants.

LOL I have one! he is 14 I call him son (slave) hahahahahaha

Cut the grass!
Take out the trash!
Chop some wood!

Crap... he costs more than the work I get out of him and in four years he'll be gone, and I have to pay for college.

Not a very cost effective system

***jnp*** · Posted On: 3/16/2006 10:37am

Originally Posted by Garbanzo Bean

As someone not too far removed from being a teen, I have to say that I am dangerously close to feeling the same way about our younger selves.

Heh, I have to admit I was thinking about my teenaged self when I made that comment. I put my parents through hell as a teenager. Being a selfish prick is a teenagers job, isn't it?

If I hadn't joined the Marine Corps at 19, I'd probably be in jail today. Now I don't even speed...much.

**Dagon Akujin** · Posted On: 3/16/2006 11:18am

Originally Posted by Tom Kagan

Abortion should be legal up to the 87th trimester.

I think you may find this article agreeable: http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse....i?u=regressive

Originally Posted by Maddox

I have a different stance on abortion: I'm against abortion, but for killing babies. That way everyone loses, and I win. I'm neither pro choice, nor pro life; I'm pro you-shutting-the-hell-up. The only way I'd be "pro choice" is if it meant I could choose which babies I could abort, and only then if I could lift the age restriction to 80. I was at this mall the other day watching some shitty documentary when I came out of the theater and saw old people dancing to country music in the courtyard. I couldn't remember the last time I saw a group of people begging this hard to be aborted.

And holy crap! I agree with Phrost on something! I've thought this for quite some time:

Originally Posted by Phrost

If you join the Military, you should be able to drink... but only if you graduate basic training.

Dagon Akujin

**FredGarvinMP** · Posted On: 3/16/2006 2:57pm

Youth is wasted on the young.

Pretty much every base I was on, most people would look the other way if you were underaged, but not stupid about it. If you got stupid drunk or got in any kind of trouble, you were screwed. Hell, I had a senior drill give me a beer when I showed up to AIT because I knew what June 6th was the anniversary of.

**Rhamma** · Posted On: 3/16/2006 3:35pm

Originally Posted by FredGarvinMP

Youth is wasted on the young.

Youth and talent will always be overcome by age and treachery!

**Neildo** · Posted On: 3/16/2006 3:55pm

Originally Posted by Rhamma

Youth and talent will always be overcome by age and treachery!

I think Dai Tenchi was using this for an avatar for a while. I had to steal it.

**UpaLumpa** · Posted On: 3/16/2006 4:05pm

So if now at almost 29 I went on jiujitsugear.com's forums and posted something to the effect of:
"My name is nonanoymous poster and I train at an affiliate of RandomC Gracie, I'm listed on his competition team but RandomC pisses me off. He's out of shape and I've never even seem him roll at the last two seminars I've paid to go to. etc. etc. etc. Add in random slagging of teammates."

Might my instructor not have a right to be pissed off and say I should publically apologize for disrespecting my team? And that if I don't I should train elsewhere?

Now it is a given that Aikido is lame and so it doesn't really matter so lets deal hypothetically in a situation where it would.

**UpaLumpa** · Posted On: 3/16/2006 4:06pm

Reality: Upa walks in to class after posting above.
Upa gets **** kicked out of him and told not to come back.
Upa has to go train at a school where the head instructor is a purple who he can tap.