Got banned again....

**Coyote** · Posted On: 3/17/2006 7:18am

Originally Posted by Kidspatula

Although I believe from your "hey guys, I'm new!" thread that you are a major needle dick, I agree with you on this point.

If you had testosterone, it would be easier for you to understand.

**ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE** · Posted On: 3/17/2006 8:03am

Coyote: I'm curious how you bully people with you uber l33t capoeira, does it look anyhting like this by any chance:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=FT3MyshF7...20got%20served

**Jitsuman** · Posted On: 3/17/2006 12:58pm

capoeira is pretty gay, he's got you there.

Though I should say that the difference between MAP and Bullshido is that on MAP, he wouldn't get any **** for doing it.

I got banned from MAP once for informing Kickchick that her deadly TKD skills might not be enough to handle multiple large male attackers.

over here that fits into the "fucking obvious" section.

**Coyote** · Posted On: 3/17/2006 1:44pm

Guys, I even said that it was a joke.
Check the parenthesis.
Are you even reading what I write?

***Plasma*** · Posted On: 3/17/2006 2:43pm

Originally Posted by Jitsuman

capoeira is pretty gay, he's got you there.

Though I should say that the difference between MAP and Bullshido is that on MAP, he wouldn't get any **** for doing it.

I got banned from MAP once for informing Kickchick that her deadly TKD skills might not be enough to handle multiple large male attackers.

over here that fits into the "fucking obvious" section.

You informed a middle age house mom TKDer of reality. How dare you......

**Simon McNeil** · Posted On: 3/17/2006 6:44pm

Originally Posted by AnnaTrocity

I'm curious why you guys troll?

Yeah. I find it a bit more fulfilling to try and inject some sense back into their discourse. Of course my pro-sparring, NHB does not suck, gong fu is adaptation not unchanging forms approach has caused a few people to lable me as a "self-hating gong fu guy" (whatever the **** that means) but I haven't got banned and a few people have actually started listening to me.

**Sun Wukong** · Posted On: 3/17/2006 10:48pm

I would actually try to reason with them... but god damn it, 10 hours of me typing would get forgotten in less time than it takes their middle aged and dumpy instructor to say, "grabbing someones legs looks all cool in the ring, but what's so smart about putting your face next to where my foot is... KIAIYAAAAA!!!!!" or someting equally retarded like that. it sounds practical and savy to dim witted ignorant ass bunglers, children and house wive's who've never been picked up and dropped on their heads by a 300 lb guy... but it's alot closer to an epitaph than an epiphet.

You can't take it out of them without showing them directly. I'm all for making them feel stupid or defensive when they are going on and on how Hatsumi is the gold ninja from heaven who eats MMA'ers and shits rainbow shuriken. That, and i'd really just rather make fun of them. It makes it easier to accept that they'll never learn and never really understand. It's fine. There are those that want to be good at fighting and those that want to look like Sho Kasuge or bruce lee with beer bellies.

**TehDeadlyDimMak** · Posted On: 3/17/2006 10:53pm

What I've learned is that no matter what question you ask a bad instructor he/she will have a good excuse to explain it away.

**Sun Wukong** · Posted On: 3/18/2006 12:58pm

Case in point why you should never reason with a Ninja:

http://p206.ezboard.com/fashidakimme...icID=545.topic

Just read that first post, and if you have time for your brains to leak out of your head, read the responses. Tell me, is there anything you could possibly say that could ever reform those people? No fucking way.

**Rubberduck** · Posted On: 3/18/2006 2:56pm

Originally Posted by chris_ketchens

Case in point why you should never reason with a Ninja:

http://p206.ezboard.com/fashidakimme...icID=545.topic

Just read that first post, and if you have time for your brains to leak out of your head, read the responses. Tell me, is there anything you could possibly say that could ever reform those people? No fucking way.

Urrrgh.....brain hurts. Duckie-rage level rising.....I´d love to see how Asshide Kim´s ninja-followers would have cleared massive mess that was Beslan. FSB´s Special Group Alfa´s guys would eat them alive, but they are no supermen.

All in all, lost cases. Use your energy for better things, and let this hopeless wanna-be´s masturbate over their ninja-mystique.:bsflag: