View Poll Results: The crappiest weapon 2006

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  • Nunchaku

    13 19.40%
  • Tactical Torch

    11 16.42%
  • Kung fu bench

    4 5.97%
  • bladed Coat rack (3-dragon trident from Choy Li Fut)

    5 7.46%
  • Kobutan (keyring accessory)

    1 1.49%
  • Caltrops (for dropping in enemy's path, ninja styleee)

    4 5.97%
  • Chopsticks

    9 13.43%
  • Batleth (of Klingon fame)

    8 11.94%
  • Other (please state)

    12 17.91%
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  1. #31

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    kung fu bench? that is like the most practical weapon made for its time, those beches were all over the place. fools, kung fu bench rules.

  2. #32

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    Quote Originally Posted by PointyShinyBurn
    I voted Batleth, all the others have probably been effective in anger outside the imagination of chubby geeks from Wisconsin.
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    Can't you use some of the tac flashlights as a kobutan?

  3. #33

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    Quote Originally Posted by BackFistMonkey
    For the ten of you who think the nunchaku is the suxor-est . How can the 3SS not be worse ... They are oversized nunchaks with an extra length of wood to beat yourself with .
    partly because I am biased against nunchaku after bashing myself in the head with them too many times (they're fun to play with, apart from the head bashing).
    Aslo I guess you could fold the 3ss up, and hold it like as a stick. maybe?

  4. #34
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    I voted Kobutan mainly because I have no idea what it is. From the description it sounds like a keychain or something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TehDeadlyDimMak
    I voted Kobutan mainly because I have no idea what it is. From the description it sounds like a keychain or something.
    You should have googled it. They are actually effective defensive weapons that cause extreme amounts of pain when applied to unsuspecting friends.
    :new_all_c

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    My god!If i just new I would have voted for this.

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    Three sectional staff all the way. It's just... if I need to explain you wouldn't get it. The most useless weapon of all time in my not-so-humble opinion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crowey
    Aslo I guess you could fold the 3ss up, and hold it like as a stick. maybe?

    No it still sucks ... like crappy ninjitsu . No matter how you use it ends up being your downfall .

    Quote Originally Posted by hapkido_keith
    Three sectional staff all the way. It's just... if I need to explain you wouldn't get it. The most useless weapon of all time in my not-so-humble opinion.
    finaly someone else besides people trying to defend the bench as a weapon agree with me ...

    it is worse than bench ... the bench isn't a multichained weapon of self - abuse .
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    Violence is pretty uncommon in clubs in this area, and the dude didn't seem particularly hostile up until the moment he slapped me.
    I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
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    Is the tactical torch like a maglite the cops use?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fitz
    Quote Originally Posted by king of seals
    Do they work against cars/bikes too? :eusa_thin
    They work better against the wallets of adolescent males with Ninjer delusions.
    Sure, they're pretty lame when you're talking about dorks in their Tabi boots, but that's not really the fault of the weapon itself (hell, leave it to a little ninjer to make anything retarded). The spike stripe that cops use today to stop cars is really nothing more than a bunch of caltrops strung together on a chain. You ever see them throw those things down in the road on Cops? Pretty damn effective if you ask me.

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