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  • Nunchaku

    13 19.40%
  • Tactical Torch

    11 16.42%
  • Kung fu bench

    4 5.97%
  • bladed Coat rack (3-dragon trident from Choy Li Fut)

    5 7.46%
  • Kobutan (keyring accessory)

    1 1.49%
  • Caltrops (for dropping in enemy's path, ninja styleee)

    4 5.97%
  • Chopsticks

    9 13.43%
  • Batleth (of Klingon fame)

    8 11.94%
  • Other (please state)

    12 17.91%
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  1. Fitz is offline

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    Posted On:
    3/04/2006 1:52pm


     Style: Judo, Tomiki Aikido, ??

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    Quote Originally Posted by BackFistMonkey
    It would have to be the Three Sectional Staff .

    Seriously ...

    Becouse I think we should be trying to discount other peoples choices by finding good video of the weapon being used . Becouse I am pretty sure you can find footage of most of the items listed being used in some applicable manner ... but the 3ss ... I don't know if there is any .
    About as close as you're likely to find.

    http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...ectional+staff
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    Posted On:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Erebus
    The fan, possibly the dumbest weapon ever.

    I was watching Braveheart last night, didn't Wallace use a grain thresher to take out a guard?
    Which scene ? I am sure you are talking about Flail to the head scene when he pretends to be unarmed .

    Unless you're talking about when he was on horse back and had the ball and chain ... that was funny ... I can't think of anything more fucked up than Mel Gibson riding a horse into my bedroom to brain me with a eight pound iron ball on a chain ....

    But neither scene was nunchakus or a 3SS or a standard grain thrasher .

    Fans that aren't made of steel or iron are basicly useless as weapons . Unless your using some damn fine wood .

    You could easily pack a fist with a good heavy fan and use it as a kubaton or a short stick to strike and subdue someone . Not so usefull these days with air conditioning so common ... a man carrying around a fan that could be usefull as a weapon would draw attention in most countries .

    But you can't rule out a weapon simply becouse modern man has fucked up its design . You can't say katanas suck becouse most katanas are wall hanging peices of **** .

    *edit*

    Quote Originally Posted by Fitz
    About as close as you're likely to find.

    http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...ectional+staff
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    Last edited by BackFistMonkey; 3/04/2006 1:59pm at .
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    Posted On:
    3/04/2006 2:05pm


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    So why are Caltrops on the list? They mere mostly used against horses and they were pretty stinking effective. A couple of dozen sacttered on a road and you've got a whole lot of lame horses.
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    Posted On:
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    Quote Originally Posted by NinjaWannabe
    So why are Caltrops on the list? They mere mostly used against horses and they were pretty stinking effective.
    Do they work against cars/bikes too? :eusa_thin
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    Posted On:
    3/04/2006 2:42pm


     Style: Judo, Tomiki Aikido, ??

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    Quote Originally Posted by BackFistMonkey


    *golf clap for performance Wu Shu *
    Yeap, and the only place the 3ss is likely to come in handy.

    Unless you have a really small one to make a hanger out of a la the trenchcoat Nazi in "Raider of the Lost Ark"
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     Style: Judo, Tomiki Aikido, ??

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    Quote Originally Posted by king of seals
    Do they work against cars/bikes too? :eusa_thin
    They work better against the wallets of adolescent males with Ninjer delusions.
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    Posted On:
    3/04/2006 2:59pm


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    I voted tactical torch. Because you can't even hit someone with it. Just for fun, I went in to a dark room and turned on my very-high candlepower flashlight. Nothing. Sure, it's bright, but not that bright. Science wins again.

    And everything else, except maybe the batleth, is plausible as a weapon. In the hands of someone skilled, it might be effective.
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    Posted On:
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    I voted Batleth.

    Because...Well, Just stop being a Star Trek nerd for five damn seconds. Just Stop.
    Last edited by Neildo; 3/04/2006 4:06pm at .
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    Posted On:
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     Style: TKD,little bit of Judo

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    what the hell is a Tactical Torch?
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    Posted On:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mister X
    what the hell is a Tactical Torch?
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