The crappiest MA weapon - the poll 2006

**Fantasy Warrior** · Posted On: 3/04/2006 6:59am

fan!!!!?????? damn, i knew i'd missed one. We'll have to add up all the 'fan' votes at the end to put it in its rightful place among the stars of crapness at the crap weapons awards ceromony 2006.

**PointyShinyBurn** · Posted On: 3/04/2006 9:46am

I voted Batleth, all the others have probably been effective in anger outside the imagination of chubby geeks from Wisconsin.

**thebgbb** · Posted On: 3/04/2006 11:38am

Definitely the nunchaku. Frankly, I'd rather have a toilet plunger.

***Omega Supreme*** · Posted On: 3/04/2006 11:39am

I'm for rope dart. For those of you who said nunchuka you're all not very well versed in weapons. I know that nunchukas are craptastic as a weapon but who would win in a fight. Benchmaster butt hole or nunchuka nutcracker? You decide.

***Plasma*** · Posted On: 3/04/2006 12:02pm

Originally Posted by omega

I'm for rope dart. For those of you who said nunchuka you're all not very well versed in weapons. I know that nunchukas are craptastic as a weapon but who would win in a fight. Benchmaster butt hole or nunchuka nutcracker? You decide.

Well the bench is longer. However, the guy with the bench will just wait there thill the nunchuka knocks himself out.

**king of seals** · Posted On: 3/04/2006 12:23pm

Originally Posted by BackFistMonkey

It would have to be the Three Sectional Staff .

Seriously ...

Becouse I think we should be trying to discount other peoples choices by finding good video of the weapon being used . Becouse I am pretty sure you can find footage of most of the items listed being used in some applicable manner ... but the 3ss ... I don't know if there is any .

Agreed. 3ss gets my vote too. (I voted other)

**BackFistMonkey** · Posted On: 3/04/2006 12:35pm

For the ten of you who think the nunchaku is the suxor-est . How can the 3SS not be worse ... They are oversized nunchaks with an extra length of wood to beat yourself with .

**Erebus** · Posted On: 3/04/2006 12:36pm

The fan, possibly the dumbest weapon ever.

I was watching Braveheart last night, didn't Wallace use a grain thresher to take out a guard?

**king of seals** · Posted On: 3/04/2006 12:46pm

Bigger, longer, crappier.

**KnuckleMeister** · Posted On: 3/04/2006 12:50pm

The batleth. It may have some limited use in the right hands, however it is doomed as those hands will always belong to a pimply faced skinny 12 year old, or an overweight, unemployed 30-something still living with his parents.

Neither of those could fight their way out of a wet paper bag, not even with a BFG9000, let alone a batleth.

If you find yourself in a dark alley being attacked by some homeless person, and wielding a batleth, be aware: you are one of the persons described above.