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    Is Lion dancing supposed to be martial arts? Or just party time? I always wondered. Sorry for the derail of this cool as hell thread.
    “We are surrounded by warships and don’t have time to talk. Please pray for us.” — One Somali Pirate.

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    1. If you really believe that, why do you train in "Bjj MT and KF" and not fucking track and field?

    2. Why are you so bitter you are tiny? It is ok. You can buy children's clothes to save money and also fit into a mitsubishi eclipse with room under the seat for "nos".


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    To assume that we "MMA fanboys" would not run away when someone produced a gun in a street fight is just retarded. Go climb back under your bridge.

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    Kung fu guy gets shot....thereby proving that grappling doesnt work against guns.

    Brilliant!

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    Quote Originally Posted by omega
    Who you calling white you hypocrite.

    Ew look banning excuse here... :5slick:

    I think it hysterical because he thinks I'm white, too. I can certainly pass, but I'm not white.

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    I must say that he is a fantastic troll.
    I almost bought into it but for one thing.
    No one could be that stupid.
    Except for maybe Taekwon.
    Was he banned permanantly by the way?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reese
    Perhaps you should not assume that if an MMA guy hears gunfire he instantly runs towards it.

    Nor should he assume that "MMA fanboys" always travel unarmed.
    Iron is harder than lead, you know. That means a kung fu master could block the slugs with his deadly iron palm.

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    Or his thick Iron Skull.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Amkreet
    I read about this earlier. Kinda throws the Chinese gang perspective into sharp relief; maybe it's not so far off from the movies?

    And he got shot seven times? Either the shooter was persistent, or he's a fucking trooper.

    He caught the first 6 bullets with his teeth.

    :ninjafigh

    Afterall, these kinds of techniques were initially practiced when revolvers were the gun of the day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WunHungLo
    Nor should he assume that "MMA fanboys" always travel unarmed.
    Iron is harder than lead, you know. That means a kung fu master could block the slugs with his deadly iron palm.
    Iron palm is not defensive.

    Quote Originally Posted by Coyote
    Or his thick Iron Skull.
    Never heard of that, please elaborate.
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