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    I am a Ninja bitches!! Deal with it Join us... or die
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    How to hire a ninja

    In case anyone needed to know here it is

    http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...860458&q=ninja

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    What I want to know, is how the hell can I hire the A- Team ?

    If anyone is worth hiring,its them.
    Hannibal: The sworn enemy of dishonest politicians, source of entertainment on Bullshido and newly appointed Office Linebacker. Terry Tait ain't got **** on me !!!!

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    "I feel naked I was so distracted by your penis"
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    :toothy5: And here comes the answer for eternal question.
    http://www.kontraband.com/show/show....n=index-topten

    Who will reign supreme? Eh, sorry. That was from Iron Chef.:ninjafigh

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    Uh, I've trained in Taijutsu and I'm doing so again. I'm also unemployed. I'm totally for hire. I won't kill or perform sex acts, though. I'm also not a true Ninja, I'm more a JKD cat who studied BBT to blend in the good stuff with what I already know. If you want a 6'1 260 lbs. former bouncer to hand out wedgies, though, I'm your man. I could do your taxes, or lift heavy stuff, or wash your car, or watch your bratty kids and take the fight right out of 'em with stress positions and sleep deprivation. I've got experience with radio DJing, political activism, telemarketing, collections, sales, retail management, construction, demolition, and warehouse stuff. I'll spar for food at this point. PM me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rubberduck
    :toothy5: And here comes the answer for eternal question.
    http://www.kontraband.com/show/show....n=index-topten

    Who will reign supreme? Eh, sorry. That was from Iron Chef.:ninjafigh


    That movie could totally become a cult hit with the stoner crowd. Fucking hilarious.

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    Your RBSD Cannot Save You Now. supporting member
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    If you want to hire a ninja, just sent $100 to the following address-

    Ninja will arrive within 8-10 buisness days.

    Warning: Some assembly required.

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    Does assembly require an air pump?

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    Yes.
    Not to mention an allen wrench, screwdriver, and and wrench.
    Shuriken and Tru-grip (TM) Sword not included.

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    If it's someone from the Bujikan they definatly aren't worth the money!

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