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    Yes, she is reasonably hot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Adrian5
    Yes, she is reasonably hot.
    Aw, you totally went the wrong way!

    She was flirting with you saying she'd kick your ass, and you go and bring up actual factual stuff. You shoulda been like "Oh yeah, you could sooooo kick my ass....no I totally agree with you, you would wtf pwn me......seriously....I mean it....I'm hurting already...."

    If a girl said to me (and it has happened) "I got a light yellow belt in TKD when I was 11 so I could kick your ass", my response would be as above, verbatum. Then I would show her my guard game. Don't have a mat? Well I guess my bed will have to do...

    you zigged when you shoulda zagged, hombre.
    :google:

    Number of bottles of beer downed by me and my girlfriend within a half hour while playing the Channel 7 "how many times will they say 'snow' game" during the "Blizzard of '06": 3.5 each.

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    The kick my ass comment was like a year ago.

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    You are stupid.
    a) never "down" anything else
    b) chicken =/= ostrich
    c) bjj newbie who wants to prostelytize the masses; go log onto sherdog



    Please do the following:
    -build a time machine
    -go back to july 1983
    -push your mom down an escalator causing a miscarriage.

    Thank you for complying

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    dude, I've chased chickens and they stick their heads in holes to hide.

    If i'm stupid, how the **** can I build a time machine?"

    [happy now, great master of English?]
    Last edited by Adrian5; 2/23/2006 1:06pm at .

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    I was going to reply but your mixing of plural and singular made me change my mind.

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    I fixed it to make your happy?, are you happy now? Please be happy

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    Much better. Thank you.

    Now get to work.

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    On the other hand, if I built a time machine I could go back, impregnate your mother, become your daddy and bring you up the right way.

    But then if that happened, we'd never of had this conversation, I wouldn't have built a time machine then...

    Damn paradoxs'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Adrian5
    On the other hand, if I built a time machine I could go back, impregnate your mother, become your daddy and bring you up the right way.

    But then if that happened, we'd never of had this conversation, I wouldn't have built a time machine then...

    Damn paradoxs'
    You didn't get the memo huh?
    I'm like jesus: virgin birth.


    Query: If there were virgin birth, would the mother be a virgin afterwards? Afterall she'll then have had a dick in her.

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