The r34l Drunken Jiu Jitsu
Posted On:2/23/2006 3:18pm
Style: _razilian _iu _itsu
And referee Kam Duk Kim deducts one point for improper fondling...
Number of bottles of beer downed by me and my girlfriend within a half hour while playing the Channel 7 "how many times will they say 'snow' game" during the "Blizzard of '06": 3.5 each.
Posted On:2/23/2006 9:24pm
Style: MMA, JKD philosophy
So does this mean there's gonna be sport points molesting at the next Olympics?
...is THE PENETRATOR
Posted On:2/27/2006 6:06pm
Style: German longsword, .45 ACP
Apparently sloppy punches aren't bad because they might lack power or give the other person the chance to counter punch. Sloppy punches are bad because sensei gives points to the other person. How artificial.
“nobody shoots anybody in the face unless you’re a hit man or a video gamer.” - Jack Thompson
Posted On:2/27/2006 6:12pm
Sounds like something from a Japanese variety show.
ARGUMENTUM AD LATINUM DICTIONAIRUM
Posted On:2/27/2006 10:01pm
Style: Argumenta ad Rem
I desperately need to study a system that will teach me how to avoid flying pads!
Posted On:2/27/2006 10:06pm
Style: Sanda, BJJ
The fact that he started awarding "points" against one of the kids for not respecting her opponent is ridiculous. Point sparring teenager teaches lame martial arts to even younger kids.
Somebody DO SOMETHING. INTERVENE SOMEONE INTERVENE!
Posted On:2/28/2006 1:27am
The best part is if it comes up on a search, people will come here and try to prove his worth.
All Out of Bubblegum
Posted On:2/28/2006 1:38am
See, it's obvious to me he doesn't have his own school. He has to have some help as he can't sign contracts, rent buildings, etc on his own. So the story is hyperbole to some degree.
Also that line about the profundity of a car ride really cracked me up. I was like, "Obviously he has never driven a black '49 merc into the heart of darkness."
There's no choice but to confront you, to engage you, to erase you. I've gone to great lengths to expand my threshold of pain. I will use my mistakes against you. There's no other choice.
Yoseikan Budo Instructor
Posted On:2/28/2006 10:56am
Style: Yoseikan Budo
The difference, say practitioners of shou shu, is that shotokan karate is a sport, primarily intended for sparring in tournaments. Shou shu is primarily for self-defense.
WHAT!?!?!? You mean all the times my old Shotokan Sensei dumped me on the ground and taught that you should train for one punch or kick to send a person to the ground was REALLY meant for tournaments!?!?!? ;)
To be fair, he did teach a sweep with the one punch to send them to the ground and made no bones about they were more times than not going to jump back up. It was suppose to give you time to retreat.
Not over zealous, but just zealous enough. 病気の粗悪品
Posted On:2/28/2006 11:26am
Style: Okinawan Karate
Kroddy black belt = teacher/Sin Say (age not a factor)
Old School Karate 5th dan & at least 30 years old = teacher
People often tell me that I fail to see the gravity of the situation.
I see the gravity, and I say...
Step right up folks and watch me defy gravity!
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