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    Pathwalker.info: Fremen LARPing, slapping your tender mouth

    There was a thread on this before, but none that addressed the high comedy of the pictures contained therein.
    These pictures clearly show an M.A. modeled after the noble, wild desert/forest tribes of so many postapocalyptic scifi books, or possibly a game of Werewolf: The apocalypse.
    Who'll be their Maud'dib?

    TMAists: Before you get in line to give these people consolation handjobs for being totally openminded and "incorporating" groundfighting, realize that this is actually a dress (as in clothed) rehearsal for the filming of german **** porn.


    LOL GUARD


    "Are you ok? Do you need to see a doctor?"
    "Shutup, bitch, i'm not paying you to talk!"


    Furthermore, Emperor Helio will send down his death commandos if you dare to refer to this as "alive" training, and noone will ever mention that you or your planet existed again.


    Wing Chun: Like flypaper for cocks


    Is it just me or does it look like this guy has no skin?


    ANY CLASS THAT DOESN'T ADRESS THE REALITY OF WEAPONS IS INCOMPLETE


    I HAD A FILIPINO INSTRUCTOR ONCE


    HE WAS SMALL BUT HE COULD SURE HANDLE HIMSELF


    MMA MAY ADRESS UNARMED FIGHTING BUT YOU NEED WEAPONS TRAINING TO BE A COMPLETE FIGHTER


    WE TRAINED HARD, LAUGHED HARD AND WENT OUT TO GO MACK ON THE GIRLIES AFTERWARDS ;-)
    GOOD TIMES


    And the "kicking" pictures, which need no caption.




    "The only important elements in any society
    are the artistic and the criminal,
    because they alone, by questioning the society's values,
    can force it to change."-Samuel R. Delany

    RENDERING GELATINOUS WINDMILL OF DICKS

    THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST NON-EUCLIDIAN SPLATTERJOUST EVER

    It seems that the only people who support anarchy are faggots, who want their pathetic immoral lifestyle accepted by the mainstream society. It wont be so they try to create their own.-Oldman34, friend to all children

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    Now clearly thats a terrorist training camp.

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    They've issued a fatwa on common sense and are faithfully pursuing their jihad against it.

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    No stillsuits? You can't be a fremen without a fucking stillsuit! The bullshit martial arts is one thing, but to LARP as a fremen without a mock stillsuit just burns me. I hope they all die in horribly ways involving used tires, live squid and geletin.

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    Does their training adequately address the common Sandworm attack?

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    I attack thee with my +5 wood staff!!

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    Pull their heartplugs, quick, before they eat the spice.

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    I remember the original thread...these guys seem so wierd I felt compelled to read their entire web pages...and then they seemed even wierder...like beyond LARPing idiots, ninja wannabes or whatever...like there was genuinely something queer lurking here, and not in the gay sense...something very...terroristic? if that is even a word...

    I dunno...they just rub me the wrong way...

    At the least I think it'd be interesting to give them a deeper investigation.

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    Bunch of slightly paranoid wannabe druid, wannabe martial artist types. Not particularly creepy to me but makes me say a big.... meh.

    And their secret "talking stick" weapon.... ROTFLMFAO! What total :bssign:
    Last edited by Simon McNeil; 2/23/2006 4:28am at .

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    Quote Originally Posted by DerAuslander108
    I remember the original thread...these guys seem so wierd I felt compelled to read their entire web pages...and then they seemed even wierder...like beyond LARPing idiots, ninja wannabes or whatever...like there was genuinely something queer lurking here, and not in the gay sense...something very...terroristic? if that is even a word...

    I dunno...they just rub me the wrong way...

    At the least I think it'd be interesting to give them a deeper investigation.
    It strikes me as what geeky Brits would have for their LARP MA mindset.

    Anyone catch Beauty and the Geek UK? The girls were totally US-smart (like who faught the British over the Faulkland Islands) and the guys were hardly geeky. I think the flavor is just different enough to make their MA fantasies that much creepier.

    EDIT. maybe you're right.

    "The Mob[ile]sanc[tuary] is a golden opportunity to give up smoking, as smoking is not permitted; you would be advised to quit at least five days before arriving at camp so as to avoid inflicting any negative frames of mind on your fellow members. Alcohol is also not permitted."
    That just rings cult. Nobody cares if you smoke. That and all the additional hypnosis mumbo jumbo.
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