2/22/2006 4:57pm, #1
Elite Fighters Martial Arts System, AKA I wish I could grapple.
All of these scenarios are pretty roffleworthy. Also please note the "Terrorist style box cutter attack"
Basically, it's like chronically bad jiujitsu.
I like to think of this technique as the "Lord, I wish I could grapple" chokehold, although the site insists it's called a "rear choke hold with a cervical vertebrae compression"
2/22/2006 5:11pm, #2
oh dearYou are a total Douchbag. Train more, post nevermore.
FickleFingerOfFate -08-21-2007 08:59 AM
just die already.Plasma - 08-20-2007 11:45 PM
Best MA website ever!!!!!: http://www.dogjudo.co.uk/
2/22/2006 5:30pm, #3
The scariest part of my life so far was when I was about 18. I realized that adults aren't all-knowing like they kept telling me for so many years. This is just one more shred of evidence that you can be middle-aged and still be a total dumbass.
2/22/2006 5:46pm, #4
Most of these look like poorly performed, "i-learned-this-from-a-video" FMAs or silat.
He even describes a really bad way to do a leg-over wheel throw in one of those dominating lever series.Originally Posted by Canuckyokushin
2/22/2006 5:59pm, #5
Read through the ranking descriptions and criteria. It looks like some D&D stat freak put it together.Originally Posted by Canuckyokushin
2/22/2006 6:10pm, #6
When you start off at the ranking trials, you start with a 100%, in each category. The score obtained in each category is determined by how you measure up to the standard listed for each level in the Praetorium. The total scores are then averaged for a final score. The score is then assigned within a grade level which determines the status of your rank. Here is how the scores for each grade are determined:
- Join Date
- Apr 2005
- BJJ, Ju-Jitsu
Elite - 95-100%
Expert - 80-95%
Proficient - 65-80%
Competent - 50-65%
Advanced Beginner - 35-50%
Novice - 0-35%
2/22/2006 6:12pm, #7Originally Posted by Shawarma
Why is he not securing his hand on his arm so he can apply pressure?
:knob:What am I?:
I am ignorant, thieving, lying, hypocrital, violent and thoroughly self obssessed. I steal from others to make myself look better, only to make the item or information worse.
I go on and on and ON about how brave and strong and brilliant and wealthy I am, but in the end I'm all mouth and no trousers.
That's right children, I'm your average AMERICUNT! and I exemplify AMERICA!:911flag:
JohnnyCache's "retort" proving how much he knows about medicine and geography and First World countries:
Yes, through persistent lack of work and the cultivation of ignorance, he is a true American.
2/22/2006 6:39pm, #8
- Join Date
- Jul 2002
- Rhineland Pfalz, Der Vaderland
Well the only plus side I see is that they are doing some part to fight BS as well with their challenge.
Xiao Ao Jiang Hu Zhi Dong Fang Bu Bai (Laughing Proud Warrior Invincible Asia) Dark Emperor of Baji!!!
Didn't anyone ever tell him a fat man could never be a ninja
You can't practice Judo just to win a Judo Match! You practice so that no matter what happens, you can win using Judo!The key to fighting two men at once is to be much tougher than both of them.
2/22/2006 7:32pm, #9
- Join Date
- Feb 2006
2/22/2006 7:45pm, #10
- Join Date
- Jul 2005
- HKD, BJJ
As a member of the armed forces, you may become involved in close quarter combat where automatic weapons may not be practical. In this scenario we will examine an inward downward slashing blade attack toward your throat.
Slice deeply into the enemy's arm as you prepare to grab his wrist.