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    Quote Originally Posted by MEGALEF
    This topic turned retarded about as fast as I thought it would.
    I resent that remark.

    Why didn't it turn retarded faster than you thought it would?
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    "There is a different method for women. Women can also hang a hundred pounds from their private parts. An egg-shaped piece of jade with a dangling cord is inserted inside them."

    Unlike pulling a truck around with your nuts, this one would actually have self-defense applications.

    I'm guessing that if a woman can lift 100 pounds in this manner, she could sever a rapist's weenie, provided of course that the rapist was not an iron crotch master himself in which case the sparks would probably kill them both.
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    i like the "engorged with chi" part
    In weightlifting, I don't think sudden, uncontrolled urination should automatically disqualify you.
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    Speaking of SCARS, when and why did people stop making fun of Kungfoolss because of his SCARS affiliation? I recall him having epic shouting matches with Patfromlogan and Angry Spastic some time ago, but now he seems like he's become one of the guys. What's he done to make him suddenly cool?

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    Nothing. People just accepted that he is a gimmick and moved on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cdnronin
    Scars says a first generation JKD instructor killed 1000 men in Vietnam? There's an endorsement for you. JERRY PETERSON, JERRY POTEET, not same. :user:
    They're both white, same diff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shawarma
    Speaking of SCARS, when and why did people stop making fun of Kungfoolss because of his SCARS affiliation? I recall him having epic shouting matches with Patfromlogan and Angry Spastic some time ago, but now he seems like he's become one of the guys. What's he done to make him suddenly cool?
    Kungfoolss is like the senile crotchety old man that occasionally comes out of his house to chase the little kids off his lawn with his cane.

    His rants are hilarious.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cullion
    Oh but it does.
    Oh, I get it!! You're just adding more to the topic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thaiboxerken
    Oh, I get it!! You're just adding more to the topic.
    Well, as much as the guy I was responding to was.
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