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    That Bruce Lee could have kicked Mike Tyson's ass.

    (Flames predicted).
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    The Way of Aiki to to become
    The light of all mankind
    Opening all the world

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    :gaygay:

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    He did.
    If I remember correctly, the whole of the Earth was destroyed.

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    "Bruce Lee, he was the best wasn't he? Really fast..."

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    Anything ever said about Rickson Gracie.

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    A Shaolin monk can pull an 18-wheeler uphill with a chain attached to his pecker.
    The vast Universe!
    The Way of Aiki to to become
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    Opening all the world

    --O Sensei

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    Quote Originally Posted by garbanzo
    A Shaolin monk can pull an 18-wheeler uphill with a chain attached to his pecker.

    I will not be doing the exposé on this (not that there's anything wrong with it!):

    http://www.ironcrotch.com/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thaiboxerken
    SCARS - "We don't teach martial arts."
    SCARS - " It's not San Soo."
    SCARS - "Sparring makes bad fighters."
    SCARS - " Jerry Poteet killed 1000 men with his bare hands in Vietnam."
    SCARS - " It's worth the money."
    SCARS - " www.scars.com"

    Scars says a first generation JKD instructor killed 1000 men in Vietnam? There's an endorsement for you. JERRY PETERSON, JERRY POTEET, not same. :user:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Adrian5
    Let me restate that: Taichi has effective martial applications
    Oh but it does.
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    This topic turned retarded about as fast as I thought it would.

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    I will not be doing the exposé on this (not that there's anything wrong with it!):

    greatest MA ever

    Grandmaster Tu performed two truck pulls. For the first one, he tied off both the shaft of his penis and his testicles. For the second one, he tied off only his testicles. He said he could have used only the shaft of his penis too, but that required him to be more fully engorged with qi, and that doesn't look so good, he said.
    And third is threefold – it makes you bigger, longer and harder. Look out Viagra. Here comes some internal Taoist alchemy to put your external pills to shame.
    When a master reaches the highest level, he can pull it up. That's how my son can kick me in the crotch at an exhibition, because it’s not there."
    And for the Ladies…
    "There is a different method for women. Women can also hang a hundred pounds from their private parts. An egg-shaped piece of jade with a dangling cord is inserted inside them.
    In weightlifting, I don't think sudden, uncontrolled urination should automatically disqualify you.
    "Second place!, That's just a fancy word for losing."

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