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Thread: True MA lies.

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    Teacher to Student;
    Is (put price here) a month too much to get in shape,and be able to defend yourself ?
    Doing self defence drills will prepare you for any "ordinary"Mugger/Rapist.
    We teach lethal and non-lethal self defence. The choice, in the street, is yours.
    Downblocks are for kicks.
    X blocks will deflect a baseball bat.
    I beat the crap out of you, so you can get to a higher level.
    Sharki

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    you are mostly correct. From that line of logic there is no need to learn anything but how to shoot. However it takes longer than 5 mins to learn to do it well and under stress
    True but a 15 year old with a gun could probably take the world champion of *insert martial art/combat sport here* at a distance, and the average joe could probably do it at close distance too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Adrian5
    Tai Chi has martial applications
    Oh but it does.
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    ing _un : It doesn't matter if you are on the ground or standing, since the principles found inside the forms always apply.


    Ha, Ha... I've heard that one when i was learing to dance around in karate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sharki
    Teacher to Student;
    Is (put price here) a month too much to get in shape,and be able to defend yourself ?
    Doing self defence drills will prepare you for any "ordinary"Mugger/Rapist.
    We teach lethal and non-lethal self defence. The choice, in the street, is yours.
    Downblocks are for kicks.
    X blocks will deflect a baseball bat.
    I beat the crap out of you, so you can get to a higher level.
    Sharki

    Yhea I love that, specially when they want to charge 100+per month and make you sing a contract. Ha, ha, ha. i love the morons that go for that.

  6. #56

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cullion
    Oh but it does.

    Let me restate that: Taichi has effective martial applications

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    Krotty student: Sensei, why don't we use our shoulders when we punch?

    Krotty teacher: Uhhh.....you don't need that much power.
    The vast Universe!
    The Way of Aiki to to become
    The light of all mankind
    Opening all the world

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    Krotty instructor telling me why to not use shoulder in punches: Because someone could just do this (demonstrates an outside crescent kick to my shoulder) and dislocate your shoulder.

    True story.

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    Boxing: "A boxer can take a full force headbutt to the bridge of the nose AND punch his way out of any grapple if he's tough enough!"

    Wrestling: "Matt Furey blah blah maunder maunder"

    Self defence tips:

    When grappled by a big strong determined and/or skilled person: Bite them
    Fighting on the ground is for animals and irresponsible people.
    The RNC is inescapable

    (N.B. bloody difficult to get out of when wrapped, but not inescapable)

    Grappling and MA in general:

    All MA are Asian

    Rednecks who hate Asians, are too ignorant to realise not all MA are Asian and want to learn to "fight"

    That BJJ is the only worthwhile grappling system

    That Catch wrestling is a bad system

    That Bruce Lee possessed mystical powers

    That pressure points can produce bizarre unrelated "chi" effects
    What am I?:

    I am ignorant, thieving, lying, hypocrital, violent and thoroughly self obssessed. I steal from others to make myself look better, only to make the item or information worse.

    I go on and on and ON about how brave and strong and brilliant and wealthy I am, but in the end I'm all mouth and no trousers.

    That's right children, I'm your average AMERICUNT! and I exemplify AMERICA!:911flag:

    :occasion1

    JohnnyCache's "retort" proving how much he knows about medicine and geography and First World countries:
    http://www.bullshido.net/forums/show...=78188&page=22

    Yes, through persistent lack of work and the cultivation of ignorance, he is a true American.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thaiboxerken
    Krotty instructor telling me why to not use shoulder in punches: Because someone could just do this (demonstrates an outside crescent kick to my shoulder) and dislocate your shoulder.

    True story.
    that's classic. :eusa_wall

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