Fear and bullets.
Posted On:2/13/2006 5:02pm
Originally Posted by Emevas
How to speak "promoter speak"
"The guy you're fighting has done some boxing"
Translation: He's a Golden Gloves Champion
"I think he wrestled in high school or something"
Translation: Olympic qualifier
"He does ok on the ground"
Translation: Brazillian Top Team
"He's got some decent Jiu Jitsu"
Translation: He trains at Chute Boxe
And lo, Kano looked down upon the field and saw the multitudes. Amongst them were the disciples of Uesheba who were greatly vexed at his sayings. And Kano spake: "Do not be concerned with the mote in thy neighbor's eye, when verily thou hast a massive stick in thine ass".
--Scrolls of Bujutsu: Chapter 5 vs 10-14.
Posted On:2/13/2006 5:17pm
Style: Bits and pieces
TKD/Karate: Back kicks and side kicks are fight stoppers.
Still digging on James Brown
Posted On:2/13/2006 5:18pm
Style: BJJ & Judo (1k)
"We have that move in one of our forms"
I've actually heard these words spoken right before my eyes.
Posted On:2/13/2006 6:32pm
Style: Arnis, judo, Taichi
(insert system name) is a complete system.
ground fighting is easly avoided with side stepping and eye slashing with tiger claws. (was actually told this. Then proved them wrong with a taitoshi/RNC combo) (old shoalin instructor.)
you will most likely never fight anyone who trains on the street. (old Shoalin instructor.)
Everything you need for fighting is in the form, all you have to do is look. (taichi instructor)
You dont need to train weapons in your martial arts they dont do any good. (TKD guy who was learning Arnis from me.)
Guns make all martial training obsolete. (Judo instructor.)
Last and my favorite.
You can use a cigar case as an effective weapon on the street. (old shoalin instructor.)
Posted On:2/13/2006 10:34pm
I like this one:
San Shou/Da is not Chinese Muay Thai.
Do you eat breakfast?
Posted On:2/13/2006 11:00pm
Style: Kitty Pow Pow!!!
"Muay thai and boxing are not the be all end all of standup/striking styles"
I like Ken's too
Ranked #9 internationally at 118lbs by WIKBA http://www.womenkickboxing.com/wikba...rch%202009.htm
Posted On:2/13/2006 11:39pm
Style: Tae-Ninjitsu Mu Sool
"Koga" Ninjitsu - " my Soke learned his d43dly sk!11s from Fujita Seiko in Japan as a child
TMA striking- " our Kata have hidden grappling techniques"
taekwondo -" i can kick faster than u can punch"
aikidoka - " the time it takes for u to attack me is the time it takes for me to kick u in the knee cap an dislocate your arm"
wing chun- "with the "sticky hands" technique , one can telepathically predict the movements of one's opponent"
grand celestial do- "our techniques may resemble earth based-martial arts, but only on physical appearance"
Last edited by Soju_King; 2/13/2006 11:44pm at .
Posted On:2/13/2006 11:44pm
Style: MT, Boxing
Jeet Kune Do - "I do what works for me."
Posted On:2/13/2006 11:48pm
The idea that there are two things called MMA and TMA and that they are at all different.
He'll flip ya!
Posted On:2/13/2006 11:57pm
"The origin of Muay-thai was found to have used bareknuckle punching 1000years ago.They just decided only recenlty to use gloves"--Some fighting commentator on TV.
"God damn America" --Muammar al-Gaddafi
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