True MA lies.

[Scrapper]

How to speak "promoter speak"

"The guy you're fighting has done some boxing"
Translation: He's a Golden Gloves Champion

"I think he wrestled in high school or something"
Translation: Olympic qualifier

"He does ok on the ground"
Translation: Brazillian Top Team

"He's got some decent Jiu Jitsu"
Translation: He trains at Chute Boxe

A-fucking-men.

Now sigged!

[Odacon]

TKD/Karate: Back kicks and side kicks are fight stoppers.

[MEGALEF]

"We have that move in one of our forms"

I've actually heard these words spoken right before my eyes.

[Planktime]

(insert system name) is a complete system.

ground fighting is easly avoided with side stepping and eye slashing with tiger claws. (was actually told this. Then proved them wrong with a taitoshi/RNC combo) (old shoalin instructor.)

you will most likely never fight anyone who trains on the street. (old Shoalin instructor.)

Everything you need for fighting is in the form, all you have to do is look. (taichi instructor)

You dont need to train weapons in your martial arts they dont do any good. (TKD guy who was learning Arnis from me.)

Guns make all martial training obsolete. (Judo instructor.)

Last and my favorite.

You can use a cigar case as an effective weapon on the street. (old shoalin instructor.)

[Thaiboxerken]

I like this one:

San Shou/Da is not Chinese Muay Thai.

[Torakaka]

"Muay thai and boxing are not the be all end all of standup/striking styles"

I like Ken's too

[Soju_King]

"Koga" Ninjitsu - " my Soke learned his d43dly sk!11s from Fujita Seiko in Japan as a child

TMA striking- " our Kata have hidden grappling techniques"

taekwondo -" i can kick faster than u can punch"

aikidoka - " the time it takes for u to attack me is the time it takes for me to kick u in the knee cap an dislocate your arm"

wing chun- "with the "sticky hands" technique , one can telepathically predict the movements of one's opponent"

grand celestial do- "our techniques may resemble earth based-martial arts, but only on physical appearance"

[P-Dub]

Jeet Kune Do - "I do what works for me."

[Shawarma]

The idea that there are two things called MMA and TMA and that they are at all different.

[CanucKyokushin]

"The origin of Muay-thai was found to have used bareknuckle punching 1000years ago.They just decided only recenlty to use gloves"--Some fighting commentator on TV.