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    Kempo: "Kempo is a complete system. Ground fighting? You shouldn't be fighting on the ground if you're any good at Kempo"

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    Judo: "You can use newaza in shiai..."

    Translation: "If the guy isn't already tapping by the time you hit the ground you're gonna get stood up..."

    Boxing: "he's really strong, but his footwork sucks!"
    Translation: "he's already killed 4 men in the ring without having to move his feet."
    And lo, Kano looked down upon the field and saw the multitudes. Amongst them were the disciples of Uesheba who were greatly vexed at his sayings. And Kano spake: "Do not be concerned with the mote in thy neighbor's eye, when verily thou hast a massive stick in thine ass".

    --Scrolls of Bujutsu: Chapter 5 vs 10-14.

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    In Judo:

    Lie#1: I haven't worked out in a while
    Lie#2: Let's go easy
    Lie#3: I'm sorry (when you score a clean ippon)

    BJJ: Yeah I tapped because something fell in my eye...

    Taichi: Fast punches lead to bad habits.

    Sex: We always orgasm together.

    Politics: Believe me, this is the truth.

    Jazz: I'm cool with E flat major.

    Bass: I'm ok with doing E flat major 12 bar walking base for 3 hrs while the horn players masturbate with their instruments

    TV: Reality TV

    Biology: All people were created equal.

    Education: Children have innocent minds

    Sexuology: Most deflorations have to do with penises attached to real people




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    "OUR karate includes all ranges, including groundfighting."

    "Bear hug? Just pinch the skin behind their knee."

    "Koryu kenjutsutsuka can kill any kendoka. It doesn't matter if they spar full contact."

    "It doesn't matter if he gets the mount. Just poke his eyes."

    "Once someone's on top, there's nothing you can do."

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    Ninjitsu: We aren't roleplaying.

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    Muay Thai: Clinch work IS grappling

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    "I'm sure the judges will be fair and impartial"
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    Streetfighting: I don't need no martial arts trainin'!
    Armchair Battler: Even I could take Tank Abbot!

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    Pressure Points work 100% of the time.

    Grappling doesn't work on the streets.

    Jump/Flying/Spinning kicks were created to kick people off of horses.

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    How to speak "promoter speak"

    "The guy you're fighting has done some boxing"
    Translation: He's a Golden Gloves Champion

    "I think he wrestled in high school or something"
    Translation: Olympic qualifier

    "He does ok on the ground"
    Translation: Brazillian Top Team

    "He's got some decent Jiu Jitsu"
    Translation: He trains at Chute Boxe
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    You're a scrapper, I like that."-Ronin69

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