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  1. MEGALEF is offline

    Still digging on James Brown

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    Posted On:
    2/13/2006 5:59am


     Style: BJJ & Judo (1k)

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!

    True MA lies.

    My friend has a poster in his room with the true musician's lies. Among them are gems such as;
    "The roadies will have that taken care of"
    "Jagger: Well, I'm not going to stand on stage and sing Satisfaction whem I'm 40. Never!"
    "This gig is 100% certain. It starts at eight" :icon_razz
    "It's in the car"
    "Ok, I'll turn it down a bit"
    and
    "We'll take care of that in the mixing"

    So I wonder what lies martial arts practicioners use. Those that come to mind are.
    BJJer: "We do takedowns every week", "No muscling in this session. Take it easy"
    TKDer: "At our club, they teach us to keep our hands up."

    What do you guys have?
  2. MrMcFu is offline

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    Posted On:
    2/13/2006 6:20am

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     Style: BJJ

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    I suggest you also place a translation:

    BJJer: "We do takedowns every week", "No muscling in this session. Take it easy"

    I like this one alot. It basically means go 110% until your eardrums bleed and your head explodes from exertion.

    TKDer: "At our club, they teach us to keep our hands up."

    Since we don't punch at the face anyway, we perserve this illusion.
  3. Lucky Seven is offline

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    Posted On:
    2/13/2006 6:42am


     Style: Judo

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    hehe thats funny

    Judo: Hey we have "insert BJJ technique here" in Judo, I have proof in a book, lemme just find it, its around here somewhere"


    BJJ: The Gracies created a new style with new stuff, they didn't took things from everyone else and gave it another name!


    Kickboxing/MT: Dude I can totally Knock you the **** out before you can take me down

    just a couple of them I heard in classes
  4. MrMcFu is offline

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    Posted On:
    2/13/2006 7:02am

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     Style: BJJ

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    _ing _un : It doesn't matter if you are on the ground or standing, since the principles found inside the forms always apply.

    Translation : We get bitched when we try to roll.
  5. DubhGhaill is offline

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    Posted On:
    2/13/2006 7:02am


     Style: MMA/JKD

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    Karate: We spar full contact all the time.

    Kung Fu: Back when I started training, we used to spar full contact all the time.
  6. Cassius is offline
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    Posted On:
    2/13/2006 7:18am

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     Style: Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu

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    Shaolin Do - "You guys spar at close to 100%? In my martial art, we can only spar at 20% or we'll kill each other."

    Less funny until you realize that a fat guy actually told me that once. And was serious.
    "No. Listen to me because I know what I'm talking about here." -- Hannibal
  7. isol8d is offline

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    Posted On:
    2/13/2006 7:35am


     Style: kung fu

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    Quote Originally Posted by Garbanzo Bean
    Shaolin Do - "You guys spar at close to 100%? In my martial art, we can only spar at 20% or we'll kill each other."

    Less funny until you realize that a fat guy actually told me that once. And was serious.
    That makes sense to me. Spar at 100% full out and you'll have two dead Shaolin Doers.....from cardiac arrest......

    :coffee:
  8. Cormoran is offline

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    Posted On:
    2/13/2006 1:04pm


     Style: Shotokan

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Shotokan: politics? what politics?
  9. Coyote is offline
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    Your RBSD Cannot Save You Now.

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    Posted On:
    2/13/2006 1:10pm

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     Style: Spanish Rapier/Epee/Foil

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    WTF TKD- We can use this for self defense...
  10. nezha is offline

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    Posted On:
    2/13/2006 2:13pm


     Style: Boxing, Wushu

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    aikido - once, in a bar, a big fat guy attacked me, and i used my aikido, and...
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