Posted On:2/10/2006 6:13pm
Style: MMA, functional JKD
One too many anal probings for this guy.
"You know what I like about you, William? You like guns AND meditation."
Your RBSD Cannot Save You Now.
Posted On:2/10/2006 6:17pm
Style: Spanish Rapier/Epee/Foil
The fact that he threw up his lungs and liver afterward was a bonus.
Posted On:2/10/2006 6:24pm
Style: Boxing, BJJ
Originally Posted by HwangJangLee
what the **** is a douce? did you mean douche ya douche.
SHAT UP ya douce...er deuce...er douche...
Posted On:2/10/2006 6:25pm
The "Martin Fox" article reads to me like an imitation of a smalltown newspaper article, tweaked to read as being written by a skeptic but actually designed to "confirm" certain details of the GSD agenda (Salubury's disappearance, etc.) Can't find any reference to the Marquette Weekly newspaper or to Martin Fox via Google, nor to any of the people listed as instructors on the GSD site as being residents of Michigan.
Also, the pictures on the GSD site look like they have been cut and pasted from actual self defense classes and then captioned to read as wackjob new-age stuff -
For example, the picture above looks to me like a male instructor teaching one female student to apply a standard elbow/wrist restraint hold on another female student, but it's captioned as "Jen and Maxine unite to form a Photonic union and sends a shock to Jason's arms".
A "pulsory blast to the chin vortex", or simply a novice practicing a palm-heel strike to the chin?
This is obviously a joke or hoax, the only real questions are "who is the hoax aimed at?" and "how sophisticated is the hoaxer?"
Last edited by DdlR; 2/10/2006 6:38pm at .
Posted On:2/10/2006 6:26pm
Style: CMA,Muay Thai ,Yudo,TKD
One of the most disturbing things I read in that article is that he actually has 40 students. That's $20,000/month.
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Posted On:2/10/2006 6:28pm
Where is the nearest instructor/school to Troy/Detroit, MI. If there are sunday classes or someone is willing to meet with me on a sunday at this school I will be there on April 2nd. I will come with an open mind and see for myself. Can you help to set this meeting up?
I spent an hour with a monkey once.
He taught me the art of Hu-Flung-Pu.
Give me the monies.
Posted On:2/10/2006 6:29pm
Originally Posted by Ronin.74
Many years ago I was kidnapped by a group of enlightened sewer mutants. Down into the darkest depths of the sewers I was dragged. Brought before they're hideously grotesque but wise leader I was offered a choice
Are you a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle??
That would be cool...which one are you?
Posted On:2/10/2006 6:32pm
Style: Grand Celestal Do
Hwang you are a silly child, in your profile it says you were born 1990, which tells me you know nothing of life and therefore your opinion is worthless. You were the one that invided me to come here but now you are just showing off to the "big boys" on this forum, acting all tough. Pathetic little worm.
Posted On:2/10/2006 6:43pm
seriously man, will you respond to my request. i'd really like a meeting.
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