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    Quote Originally Posted by HwangJangLee
    i know thats what i said in my post, they are a hipocracy becuase they use martial art terminalogy for something that supposdly isnt a martial art. yea i think its a troll to know that he said GCD is the undenialble truth

    Hwang,

    Yeah it is a good troll though.

    GCD guy,

    Well if I am ever in detroit I will stop by your class. Do you have anyone in Denver I could look up. Or does studieing "savage" martial arts preclude me from joining in?

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    THIS IS A FUCKING CULT
    "At exactly 9:00 A.M., the members stood at attention, when Salusbury walks in at the front of the class wearing a long silver robe and a medallion around his neck. The class members raised one leg up in the air, raised both hands in the air, and wiggled their fingers. Then they bowed down on all fours toward Salusbury. Later, I learned this was the Grand Celestial Do's form of respectful greeting.

    Salusbury takes off his medallion and silver robe, revealing regular black exercise clothing underneath and puts the robe and medallion on a life size mannequin of an alien at the corner of the class room.

    For the next hour, Salusbury leads the class on a rather bizarre meditative exercise where the class does all sorts of circular body movements while making all sorts of ear-wrenching moans and screams that had me wanting to dial 911 because I was sure some of them were suffering from an aneurism. Every two minutes, the class members would raise their arms and look up to the ceiling as to draw power from somewhere in the sky. "
    I later did my research with the Marquette County Sheriff County Department, and they did confirm that George Salusbury was reported missing for 11 years by his parents. In their investigation, they encountered rumors that Salusbury had joined a religious cult and was living in Canada all this time. They even speculated that Salusbury may have suffered amnesia and was wandering aimlessly as a homeless man. "
    CULT CULT CULT
    When I asked him how the trying to pull the arm down trick was done, Salusbury responded, "The secret is both complex and obvious. We learned to channel energy from space. With this energy, we can become invincible. We would be able to do just about anything. Grand Celestial Do teaches us peace and to use our skills only for defending that which is impure. When the impurity is gone from the earth, then we will have a perfect society that the aliens intended us to have. "
    I would like to see him fly, i would like to see him fight a real fighter he would be killed.

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    and if he wants to spread this to the world howcome he doesnt go to a huge compotition and show the world so we can all learn from him, that would truly show all martial artists the new way and together we could have a huge peacful orgy and save the planet. YA YA YA YA, YA YA YA YA, YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA, Grand Celestial, Grand Celestial, Grand Celestial Do, we need a new trollshido song with these lyrics instead of the Tae Kwon Do one. Grand Celestial Do: Were anal rapage is a way of Life.

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    POWER OVERWHELMING


    "The only important elements in any society
    are the artistic and the criminal,
    because they alone, by questioning the society's values,
    can force it to change."-Samuel R. Delany

    RENDERING GELATINOUS WINDMILL OF DICKS

    THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST NON-EUCLIDIAN SPLATTERJOUST EVER

    It seems that the only people who support anarchy are faggots, who want their pathetic immoral lifestyle accepted by the mainstream society. It wont be so they try to create their own.-Oldman34, friend to all children

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    Quote Originally Posted by hedgehogey
    POWER OVERWHELMING

    Oh crap they are an elite army of Archons. We are fucked. :hijackp:

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    Your RBSD Cannot Save You Now. supporting member
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    Please, give me permission to set him on fire.
    Or at least to use my mind to explode his nut sack.

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    permission granted

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    Quote Originally Posted by SeniorStudentGr
    Grand Celestial Do: THE UNDENIABLE TRUTH
    Hey...Put on your black nikes, drink your fucking fruit punch and shut the **** up...the mother ship is coming....douche!
    Last edited by Memnoch1207; 2/10/2006 6:23pm at .

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    what the **** is a douce? did you mean douche ya douche.

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    O.K. here goes.
    KIKIKIKIKIKIKIKIKIKIKIKIKIKIKIKIKKIKIKIKIKKIIKIKIK IKIKIKIKIKIKIKIKIKIKIKIKIKI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!
    *Sound of fire followed by hideous pop. Screaming ensues.*

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