A message from Grand Celestial Do

**MrSmith** · Posted On: 2/10/2006 2:37pm

Seriously, this is why I love people (the endless source of amusement). Half of you actually took this poster seriously...

The small fee of 500 dollars -bit was pure gold, I almost wet myself. Thanks man, you've made my day.

***Plasma*** · Posted On: 2/10/2006 2:40pm

I seriously think this guy doesn't do Cesteral Do, he just saw us trolling the forum and decided to have some fun.

That or he is mentally retarded.

Either way, you ever consider sucide?

**HwangJangLee** · Posted On: 2/10/2006 2:45pm

no it deffinetly is him, i invited him over here. Kage Kaze your a retarded ninja, and since ninjas are already retarded, your really retarded.

**Sam Browning** · Posted On: 2/10/2006 2:45pm

Originally Posted by SeniorStudentGr

It is rather difficult to explain. I like to look at it as destiny. Like I mentioned before, I too laughed at the idea that Photonic Energy could be harvested into a fighting art by mere humans. But something drew my towards Ambassador Salusbury, I believe it was the energy of the universe...I am destined to spread the message and fulfill the mission handed to Master Salusbury by the Visitors.

But according to him what makes him unique is that he trained on another planet where he learned Photonic Energy. Therefore did you not sign up with him because he claimed to have studied on another planet?

**silentscope** · Posted On: 2/10/2006 2:47pm

I have a question:

Why is ANYONE entertaining this guy? This Celestial Do is the biggest fucking pile of **** I've ever heard of. Anyone stupid enough to pay more than one cent... wait, anyone stupid enough to show an ounce of real interest in this garbage deserves their fate.

These morons will dissappear eventually. It will probably start the first time someone gives one of their students a serious beating, or the first time one of their students gets mugged or worse. However, engaging someone in a discussion about this simply will not work. I'd be willing to bet others, such as their family members and friends, have tried. If they failed, internet strangers don't really have a chance.

**Darkpaladin** · Posted On: 2/10/2006 2:48pm

I nominate this dude for trolljob of the month.

Well done!

It's newbies like this that give me hope.

**MrSmith** · Posted On: 2/10/2006 2:52pm

OH COME ON! This has satire written all over it: outrageous specific claims, witty and coherent language, condescending tone... Do I need to go on? The writing style alone is sufficient. I mean, do you really think anyone practising Celestial Do (if it's not a spoof to begin with) would write like that?

More like: "Grndmaster Similausummomenr getz yer blzz in aölkasjdoihag".

It was good and it was witty. I deem this man worthy.

**MrSmith** · Posted On: 2/10/2006 2:53pm

Originally Posted by Darkpaladin

I nominate this dude for trolljob of the month.

Well done!

It's newbies like this that give me hope.

Exactly. And **** you for making my point in a concise and accurate manner. Can I bear your children?

Edit: bear? bare? beer? English not good language in my skull with.