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    Price list for classes:

    http://cosmicfighting.741.com/classes.html

    The Marquette Arts & Culture Center

    300 W Baraga Ave Marquette, Michigan

    Head Instructor: Celestial Grandmaster George Salusbury

    Interim Instructor: Celestial Master Jason Ziegler

    (Special Note: Master Ziegler will be teaching the class while Grandmaster Salusbury is currently making numerous visits to the Intergalactic Solstice Committee in the Orion System)

    Schedule: Saturday, Sunday -- 9:00 AM to 12:00 PM / Tuition: $500.00 per month



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    Grant Township Community Center

    835 W Hoague Rd., Bear Lake, Michigan

    Head Instructor: Celestial Master Richard Hemme (Master Hemme is also a police officer for the Bear Lake Police Department and trains police officers in unarmed combat.)

    Schedule: Monday, Wednesday, Friday -- 8:00 PM to 10:00 PM / Tuition: $400.00 per month



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    Millington Community Center Inc

    8705 State Rd Millington, Michigan

    Head Instructor: Celestial Master Earnest Armstrong

    Schedule: Tuesdays, Thursdays -- 6:00 PM to 8:00 PM / Tuition: $750.00 per month



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    New Flint Neighborhood Programs Inc

    2514 Mount Elliott Ave, Flint, Michigan

    Head Instructor: Celestial Master Ronnie Middleton

    (Master Middleton also teaches Grand Celestial Do’s rape prevention courses for women;)

    Schedule: Monday, Friday -- 7:00 PM to 9:00 PM

    Rape Prevention Course Schedule: Saturday -- 9:00 AM to 2:00 PM / Tuition: $500.00 per month



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    Gccard Headstart

    404 N Dayton St, Davison, Michigan

    Head Instructor: Celestial Master Matthew Van Peeples

    Schedule: Monday, Wednesday -- 6:00 PM to 9:00 PM / Tuition: $500.00 per month



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    Oakland Park Recreational Center

    4348 38th St, Hamilton, Michigan

    Head Instructor: Celestial Master Connie Smithers

    Schedule: Monday, Wednesday -- 6:00 PM to 9:00 PM / Tuition: $500.00 per month



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    Drenthe Community Grove

    615 68th Ave, Zeeland, Michigan

    Head Instructor: Celestial Master Grant Boise

    Schedule: Saturday, Sunday --10:00 AM to 12:00 PM / Tuition: $500.00 per month



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    Cheetah’s Gentlemen Club

    36431 Goddard Rd, Romulus, Michigan

    (Classes are held in the lower level basement)

    Head Intructor: Celestial Master Benson Ryehill

    Schedule: Saturday, Sunday -- 9:00 AM to 12:00 PM / Tuition: $500.00 per month

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    there's a slight chance it's a joke. Has anyone contacted any of these places to see if they exist?

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    500 $ per month WTF ok so its ultra bullshido and ultra mcdojo!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TehDeadlyDimMak
    there's a slight chance it's a joke. Has anyone contacted any of these places to see if they exist?

    Go check their message board... they are serious.

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    Gosh darn...

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    "Salusbury also gives intimate details of the warm brotherhood he developed with the aliens and how he fathered several children, mating with several alien females, creating a more genetically evolved hybrid. This real life tale will be both inspirational and fascinating to read."


    Good lord.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sambojj
    "Salusbury also gives intimate details of the warm brotherhood he developed with the aliens and how he fathered several children, mating with several alien females, creating a more genetically evolved hybrid. This real life tale will be both inspirational and fascinating to read."


    Good lord.
    I'm dying over here, it's so funny... everyone should be warned about these guys though.

    I mean Michigan is like a state away from me, I never knew that such losers were so close.

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    any one in michigan could check those guys?

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    Quote Originally Posted by GreenHornet
    any one in michigan could check those guys?
    Yeah, if any of you guys are in Michigan, please check these guys out.

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    Head Instructor: Celestial Grandmaster George Salusbury

    Interim Instructor: Celestial Master Jason Ziegler
    What, "supreme ultimate super great grand master" wasn't good enough for these twats?

    (Special Note: Master Ziegler will be teaching the class while Grandmaster Salusbury is currently making numerous visits to the Intergalactic Solstice Committee in the Orion System)
    Anyone willing to put such garbage out in public, no matter how true it may be, is obviously none too concerned about opinions formed about him and his group of knuckleheads...

    Tuition: $500.00 per month
    Where is this that has a community with that much disposable income??? I need to move there!

    Head Instructor: Celestial Master Richard Hemme (Master Hemme is also a police officer for the Bear Lake Police Department and trains police officers in unarmed combat.)
    A fact that, I'm sure, has Bear Lake residents feeling much safer at night... :sad3:

    Tuition: $750.00 per month
    Holy Cash Cow, Batman! The prices just keep going up! All you'd need to make a comfortable living is 4 students! That's $3K a month, probably all in cash...


    (Master Middleton also teaches Grand Celestial Do’s rape prevention courses for women;)
    Well, after all the anal probing by the aliens, he just wanted to "give back" a little...

    Cheetah’s Gentlemen Club

    36431 Goddard Rd, Romulus, Michigan

    (Classes are held in the lower level basement)
    I wouldn't care if the classes were held in the parking lot, these guys teach in a TITTY BAR!!! How sweet a deal is that???

    Anyone that buys into this **** deserves the beatdown they'll get during their first mugging...

    :f-off:

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