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    Purchasing Rank on Ebay

    Buy it now, for $50, your own belt ranking. Did Ashida Kim just discover eBay, or is this another martial arts fraud scam?


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    About The Founder and Director

    We are unlike other organizations who over such a program and then you find out they are not what you would have stand behind you and represent you. We stand behind all of our members and offer only the best services.

    The Dragon Martial Artist's Association offers the best for the Associations members.

    Each of our members is certified and backed by a 2 time10th Degree Grand Master Phd. with over 40 years experience. Owner of 23 successful Martial Arts schools. Instructor to Major Celebrities and Television personalities. Holds certified Black Belt Ranks in over 7 Martial Arts styles. Former 2x World Champion Kick Boxer.

    Each new member receives 4 Colorful professional 8.5 x 11 certificate with the ancient phoenix design and our trade marked rising sun dragon in the background. All certificates contain the certification seal of the founder and is custom printed on high quality heavyweight parchment paper.

    This package includes 4 Certificates:

    1 English and Japanese Custom Made Lifetime Members Certificate

    1 English and Japanese Custom Instructors Certificate

    1 Japanese Custom Lifetime Members Certificate

    1 Japanese Custom Instructors Certificate

    All Japanese Certificates are translated into your name art style or system, plus your current rank.

    Each Certificate is certified with the seal (seal not shown in the picture, this protects against duplication and fraud) (IRONY --Phrost) of the founding 10th Degree Grand Master and signed personally by the founder.

    Join the over 8000 Members!

    Include your name, rank or belt color, style or system and your certifying instructor. Your date of membership on the certificate can either be the current date or the date you received your promotion, please specify on the Pay Pal message to seller area.

    All certificates are mailed out within 2 Business days.

    -->These certificates are intended for use in addition to your current certificates. <--

    Suuuure...
    http://cgi.ebay.com/ALL-MARTIAL-ARTS...QQcmdZViewItem

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    Nice find.

    I knew you could find all sorts of crap on ebay, but I didn't know bullshido was one of em.

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    I really needed a blackbelt in something to round out my martial resume ...

    Thanks Phrost !!!
    Quote Originally Posted by ghost55 View Post
    Violence is pretty uncommon in clubs in this area, and the dude didn't seem particularly hostile up until the moment he slapped me.
    I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
    BILL HICKS,
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    you... got... to... be... fucking... kidding... me...
    Read this for flexibility and injury prevention, this, this and this for supplementation, this on grip conditioning, and this on staph. New: On strenght standards, relationships and structural balance. Shoulder problems? Read this.

    My crapuous vlog and my blog of training, stuff and crap. NEW: Me, Mrs. Macho and our newborn baby.

    New To Weight Training? Get the StrongLifts 5x5 program and Rippetoe's "Starting Strength, 2nd Ed". Wanna build muscle/gain weight? Check this article. My review on Tactical Nutrition here.

    t-nation - Dissecting the deadlift. Anatomy and Muscle Balancing Videos.

    The street argument is retarded. BJJ is so much overkill for the street that its ridiculous. Unless you're the idiot that picks a fight with the high school wrestling team, barring knife or gun play, the opponent shouldn't make it past double leg + ground and pound - Osiris

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    They offer rank in Vale Tudo, like Ashida Kim?

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    No affiliation with any Martial Arts Associations? Lost your certificates of rank? Currently affiliated with other Martial Arts Associations and would like to have the benefits of the Dragon Martial Artist's Association? Enroll Today!
    Oh, that is rich. I did loose my Rank Certification as a 7th level mixed class Ranger/Assassin..... Can I get one of those?

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    It sounds so tacky, too, with dragons and pheonexes.
    Best Vietnam War music video I've ever seen put together by a vet: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDY8raKsdfg

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    Do they have a BB certificate in Kama Sutra?
    Read this for flexibility and injury prevention, this, this and this for supplementation, this on grip conditioning, and this on staph. New: On strenght standards, relationships and structural balance. Shoulder problems? Read this.

    My crapuous vlog and my blog of training, stuff and crap. NEW: Me, Mrs. Macho and our newborn baby.

    New To Weight Training? Get the StrongLifts 5x5 program and Rippetoe's "Starting Strength, 2nd Ed". Wanna build muscle/gain weight? Check this article. My review on Tactical Nutrition here.

    t-nation - Dissecting the deadlift. Anatomy and Muscle Balancing Videos.

    The street argument is retarded. BJJ is so much overkill for the street that its ridiculous. Unless you're the idiot that picks a fight with the high school wrestling team, barring knife or gun play, the opponent shouldn't make it past double leg + ground and pound - Osiris

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    A+++ Fast Promotion WOuld Train w/again


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    With good intentions, my mother-in-law bought some weapon DVDs of eBay for me at Christmas.

    Not only did she receive a set of DVDs, she (an overweight database administrator with zero MA experience) received instructor and membership certification in this guy's "association". :ohyea7qh:

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