Posted On:2/06/2006 6:00pm
Guy Who Pays the Bills and Gets the Death Threats Style: MMA (Retired)
Buy it now, for $50, your own belt ranking. Did Ashida Kim just discover eBay, or is this another martial arts fraud scam?
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Posted On:2/06/2006 6:02pm
Style: Sanda, BJJ
I knew you could find all sorts of crap on ebay, but I didn't know bullshido was one of em.
Posted On:2/06/2006 6:05pm
I really needed a blackbelt in something to round out my martial resume ...
Thanks Phrost !!!
Originally Posted by Bodhi108
Nuke a unborn gay whale for Christ.
“I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.”
Posted On:2/06/2006 6:10pm
Style: creonte on hiatus
you... got... to... be... fucking... kidding... me...
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Posted On:2/06/2006 6:11pm
They offer rank in Vale Tudo, like Ashida Kim?
The Bottom Brick
Posted On:2/06/2006 6:28pm
Style: BJJ, Ju-Jitsu
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Oh, that is rich. I did loose my Rank Certification as a 7th level mixed class Ranger/Assassin..... Can I get one of those?
...is THE PENETRATOR
Posted On:2/06/2006 6:31pm
Style: German longsword, .45 ACP
It sounds so tacky, too, with dragons and pheonexes.
“nobody shoots anybody in the face unless you’re a hit man or a video gamer.” - Jack Thompson
Posted On:2/06/2006 7:36pm
Do they have a BB certificate in Kama Sutra?
All Out of Bubblegum
Posted On:2/07/2006 12:36am
A+++ Fast Promotion WOuld Train w/again
There's no choice but to confront you, to engage you, to erase you. I've gone to great lengths to expand my threshold of pain. I will use my mistakes against you. There's no other choice.
Posted On:2/07/2006 9:35am
Style: Tang Soo Do
With good intentions, my mother-in-law bought some weapon DVDs of eBay for me at Christmas.
Not only did she receive a set of DVDs, she (an overweight database administrator with zero MA experience) received instructor and membership certification in this guy's "association". :ohyea7qh:
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