TKD beats BJJ **video**

**Coyote** · Posted On: 2/07/2006 7:28pm

Learn to embrace the best of all martial arts systems.
Except for anything that involves Dim Mak/No Touch Knockouts/Aikido/etc.

***DerAuslander*** · Posted On: 2/07/2006 7:28pm

Originally Posted by Coyote

I admit that it doesn't sound Korean, but I don't know enough of the language to be certain.
I'll give it the benefit of the doubt.

Oh god...

Va Letu Do...Vale Tudo...it's a joke, bro...

Unless you really thought there was a Dingdong dynasty...

***DerAuslander*** · Posted On: 2/07/2006 7:30pm

Originally Posted by Coyote

Learn to embrace the best of all martial arts systems.
Except for anything that involves Dim Mak/No Touch Knockouts/Aikido/etc.

Avoid Wing Chun and Taekwondo as well.

Both are useless.

**Abe Frohman** · Posted On: 2/07/2006 7:33pm

It came right after the Ho-Ho Dynasty had faded...

But seriously, I doubt he apologizes to AnnaT even though she would destroy him. The blinders are on so tight its almost like brainwashing.

***DerAuslander*** · Posted On: 2/07/2006 7:37pm

He came to me looking for help. I told him I'd help him. Then he called a girl I respect a slut. No help anymore.

**Taekwon** · Posted On: 2/07/2006 7:54pm

I did admit Taekwondo's shortcomings. I don't understand why you guys keep criticizing me. I clearly stated that I know that Taekwondo has shortcomings in its standup game.

I'm not fanatical about it. I'm just saying that Taekwondo is a useful standup art despite the shortcomings and is a good tool to have, especially if you add other arts to it.

***DerAuslander*** · Posted On: 2/07/2006 7:58pm

Originally Posted by Taekwon

I did admit Taekwondo's shortcomings. I don't understand why you guys keep criticizing me. I clearly stated that I know that Taekwondo has shortcomings in its standup game.

I'm not fanatical about it. I'm just saying that Taekwondo is a useful standup art despite the shortcomings and is a good tool to have, especially if you add other arts to it.

Great. You've said that. Now leave it alone. Drop it. Move on. I've never made a thread about Taekwondo. I only defend Taekwondo against TKD idiots. If it weren't for people like that, I would probably have nothing to say about it.

And apologize to AnnaT. In public. On the thread that you insulted her.

**Coyote** · Posted On: 2/07/2006 8:04pm

I've heard of Vale Tudo but am not sure what it encompasses.
I thought that it might be a joke, but couldn't match it up with any other martial art in my go-to vocabulary.
I agree that Taekwon should apologize and stop being an asstard.

**Taekwon** · Posted On: 2/07/2006 8:06pm

Vale Tudo is Brazilian for no rules sparring. Obviously, there are some rules such as you can't bust the other guy's nuts and take out his eyes. But it's fairly unrestrictive.

Vale Tudo isn't an actual martial art. Just another way of saying NHB tournaments.

Hope that helps.