Where's the Hate?

[Phrost]

Double leg takedown. Shouldn't be too hard, they've got long legs and I'd imagine they don't do much takedown defense training in the wild.

That, and any choke should be pretty easy to slap on. Just watch for it's counter-Ground-n-Pound from the guard.

[Shura]

Cats are easy to hit, but not to knock out. The best thing is to pick it up and throw it againbst the neraest wall.

Yes, I have a cat and it loves me

Now doesn't that make you feel better?

[deus ex machina]

I dunno though. I mean, what if I crack the emu one, and he's like "That all you got, bitch?"

Sounds like my last babysitting gig. The girl was 7.

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danny

[Freddy]

KANGAROOS! Watch out for those! I seen a few fights with boxers vs kangaroos and the kangaroos kicked butt. Seriously! I remember seeing this kangaroo attack this guy and tore his shorts to pieces with its hind legs. Those things are dangerous. Imagine that getting your butt whipped by a giant mouse. Totally embrassing!

"Do what thou wilt is the whole of the Law"

[Shura]

Emu's

Vicious birds, they are, and very fast. Luckily, they can't jump over fences

Now doesn't that make you feel better?

[JKDChick]

The problem with emus is they have all the disadvantages of being a bird (skinny legs, no teeth, ridiculous plumage, funny-looking heads) but none of the advantages. They can't fly.

Look an emu in the eyes sometime -- it's very clear they've all gone BARKING MAD from the mental strain.

Now, a cassowery is just dangerous. They have this spike on the back of their little bird claws that they've used to disembowel people. A cassowery would be a worthy opponent.

I'm willing to bet I could **** up an emu real good, if I got the drop on the bastard. -- KC Elbows, my new hero.

[Punisher]

Whatever you do, don't fight a monkey. Unless of course you're like crazy old Master 6 from my "Worst Seminar Ever" article. Remember him?

I try to punch the monkey…the monkey jump behind me and bite me on the head.

I try to kick the monkey… the monkey jump behind me a bite me on the head.

I decide to fight like the monkey… and I jump behind the monkey and bite him on he head.

[Blad3]

there have been Kyokushin guy sin K1 and MMA.

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"I bet you're the kinda guy that would **** a person in the ass and not even have the god damn common courtesy to give him a reach around."

Full Metal Jacket.

[FingerorMoon?]

Freddy - Never **** with a kangaroo.
The most powerful leg kicks on the planet.
K1 champ all the way!

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Don't view the glass as half empty, view it as half full of ****.
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[dburton]

I think I'd be a good match for a possum. I kicked my dog's ass and so did a possum, so through elimination, our fight is next.