Where's the Hate?

[baltasargracian]

I could probably take out a vicious chihuahua or cat with a single shot, id have to train up a bit to take on a labrador or sheep though, unless knees could be used, then the labrador would probably go down (like a dog of course).

[KC Elbows]

Phrost, you better ko that badger with the first shot, cause I'd imagine a cold cocked badger is a pretty dangerous thing.

I'm willing to bet I could **** up an emu real good, if I got the drop on the bastard.

[WTDude]

I used to go and spar at the pet store until those fuckers had me arrested.

You can't make a man by standing a sheep on its hindlegs but if you get a group of men together you can create a herd of sheep.

[SamHarber]

Cats are too fast to knock out. You have to catch them by surprise, which ain't gonna happen.

[KC Elbows]

Nah, you just lure them in with whiskas and BAM! Cold cocked cat.

[dburton]

The easiet way I caught my cat off guard was to pet him till he's almost sleep, then, POP!! He's out. The key is to make sure he's ALMOST sleep...;)

[deus ex machina]

I was jumped by a pack of rabid hamsters once.

Actually, it was one. And boy was it angry.

~
danny

[Phrost]

Maybe I'm shooting too high with the badger. I was just hoping to be able to brag about KO'ing a Wolverine by proxy.

I'm guessing a Racoon wouldn't be too much trouble. If we're talking kicks, hell, with one of those portable aircraft staircases, I'd lay even odds on KTFOing a Giraffe.

[JKDChick]

ANNNNNNDDDDD thank you Phrost, KC, WTDude, Sam, deus, and dburton, for almost getting me fired ...

"Why are you laughing?"
"Uh (choke, snort, choke) uh, nothing. Nothing. (sob, choke)."

Shadowy Figure: "Principal Scudworth, that riot was unacceptable."
Principal Scudworth: "Unacceptable? Did you see the pool? They FLIPPED the bitch!"
-- Clone High

[KC Elbows]

I dunno though. I mean, what if I crack the emu one, and he's like "That all you got, bitch?"

What the **** do you do against an emu on an adrenaline high?