Posted On:4/28/2003 10:40am
I could probably take out a vicious chihuahua or cat with a single shot, id have to train up a bit to take on a labrador or sheep though, unless knees could be used, then the labrador would probably go down (like a dog of course).
Posted On:4/28/2003 10:54am
Phrost, you better ko that badger with the first shot, cause I'd imagine a cold cocked badger is a pretty dangerous thing.
I'm willing to bet I could **** up an emu real good, if I got the drop on the bastard.
Posted On:4/28/2003 11:35am
I used to go and spar at the pet store until those fuckers had me arrested.
You can't make a man by standing a sheep on its hindlegs but if you get a group of men together you can create a herd of sheep.
Taking a break
Posted On:4/28/2003 11:36am
Cats are too fast to knock out. You have to catch them by surprise, which ain't gonna happen.
Taking responsibility for my actions since 1989
Posted On:4/28/2003 12:26pm
Nah, you just lure them in with whiskas and BAM! Cold cocked cat.
Posted On:4/28/2003 12:46pm
Style: mma, TAKEDOWNS
The easiet way I caught my cat off guard was to pet him till he's almost sleep, then, POP!! He's out. The key is to make sure he's ALMOST sleep...;)
Posted On:4/28/2003 1:21pm
I was jumped by a pack of rabid hamsters once.
Actually, it was one. And boy was it angry.
Posted On:4/28/2003 2:49pm
Guy Who Pays the Bills and Gets the Death Threats Style: MMA (Retired)
Maybe I'm shooting too high with the badger. I was just hoping to be able to brag about KO'ing a Wolverine by proxy.
I'm guessing a Racoon wouldn't be too much trouble. If we're talking kicks, hell, with one of those portable aircraft staircases, I'd lay even odds on KTFOing a Giraffe.
Posted On:4/28/2003 2:57pm
Style: JKD, BJJ
ANNNNNNDDDDD thank you Phrost, KC, WTDude, Sam, deus, and dburton, for almost getting me fired ...
"Why are you laughing?"
"Uh (choke, snort, choke) uh, nothing. Nothing. (sob, choke)."
Shadowy Figure: "Principal Scudworth, that riot was unacceptable."
Principal Scudworth: "Unacceptable? Did you see the pool? They FLIPPED the bitch!"
-- Clone High
Monkey Ninjas! Attack!
Posted On:4/28/2003 3:08pm
I dunno though. I mean, what if I crack the emu one, and he's like "That all you got, bitch?"
What the **** do you do against an emu on an adrenaline high?
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