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    Most needed deathmatch faq

    Ladies and gentlemen, dear shitrats:

    The latest developments in our drama department had me remember the end of the last century. The time when the world of martial arts forums was small, and mostly limited to usenet. There was no moderation in those forums and deathmaches were plentiful. So please read this ancient document produced by members of the oldest martial arts forum on the internet, the rec.martial-arts, under steady guidance of member BadgerNorth (incidentally a kung fu guy).
    Read, meditate and come back with properly formulated challenge.

    http://www.alliancemartialarts.com/deathmatch.htm

    Best regards and may the schwartz be with you

    Tomas
    Current stage of death: denial

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    It would be funny if challenges actually happened more often.
    Best Vietnam War music video I've ever seen put together by a vet: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDY8raKsdfg

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    3a) Oh yeah? You Talk Tough for Somebody on the Other Side of the Atlantic!

    A challenge does not consist of offering to fight somebody, telling him or her to come visit, and boasting of victory when the opponent does not immediately run out to catch the next flight into town. This is sort of like tapping somebody on the arm, and then running away claiming that you used 'dim mak' and are therefore the victor.
    Sounds familiar somehow...

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    Quote Originally Posted by I Choke You
    Sounds familiar somehow...
    I think they pretty much covered all possibilities, didn't they?
    Nothing new here.

    Tomas
    Current stage of death: denial

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    yeah but death matches are so.....final.

    and so last season.

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    That's untrue. My deathmatch record is 14-4-0.

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    That's four losses.

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    hehe.

    teh funny

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    wouldnt you be dead 4 times over?

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    "1) Getting Started - the Challenge

    Of course, there are so many ways that this can happen. Rarely does it occur because of personal insults. Typically it is a response to someone refusing to see that the Sweet & Holy Light of the Universe shines out your ass."

    Priceless.
    "You know what I like about you, William? You like guns AND meditation."

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