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    "Fought with machedes in the jungle while in Puerto Rico"? and what jungle would that be? And who was he to have been fighting?

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    Quote Originally Posted by kungfujew
    Checked out the website: http://www.usakungfuacademy.com/web04/sifu.htm
    Right outa rex-kwon-do.
    Good that you got out.
    I would have you know that no one here at Rex-Kwon-Do has ever ask for their money back after finishing our 8 week program.
    :bully:

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    This link hurts my head

    either I am punch drunk, not used to glasses or fighting an inner ear infection, but this link off of the previous schools main site hurts my head.

    "Disciples"

    hell, even the Tan Dun soundtrack pissed me off.

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    The wording on http://www.looangfoopai.com/ reminds me of the first entry in a 'choose your own adventure' book from the fighting fantasy series. Anybody else remember those ?

    I particularly enjoyed 'Deathtrap Dungeon'.
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    Dude, Choose Your Own Adventure Books rocked...

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    Great First Post!!! Welcome to Bullshido.

    Sounds like you did all you could for your students. I am sorry it didn't work out. At least you got out and maybe some of your student will follow you.

    A follow up on Dojo's schemes and training would be awesome.

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    Huh, I've been there. Not my cup of tea.

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    I'd like to leave this world like I came into it: Screaming, naked & covered in someone else's blood supporting member
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cullion
    The wording on http://www.looangfoopai.com/ reminds me of the first entry in a 'choose your own adventure' book from the fighting fantasy series. Anybody else remember those ?

    I particularly enjoyed 'Deathtrap Dungeon'.
    I had loads of those books when I was a kid. House of Hell **** me up good and proper. :new_Llol:

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    He's just an all around fake. He claims that no fighting is needed to be able to fight. Do your forms and when put to the test your self defense would merely "come out". Yet I dont think he even belived this. He would never spar with anybody at the school claiming his skills were too far beyond ours. The only people that can fight there are people I taught. And from things I learned other places. Yet he claims and "open door policy" something I feel like taking him up on.

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    left out...

    11. Buys pot in his office while children's classes are running.

    12. Pathological liar.

    13. The man is quite litterally insane. He once challenged us to fight him with swords because, in an effort to protect him and his school from embarrassment, we "disrespected" his daughter.

    14. I actually think this was said, but... he claims that his kung fu will teach his students to fight, yet NOT ONE of his "fighters" came to his school without already knowing how to fight from previous training, or, in a couple cases, teaching themselves how to fight off of videos and such.

    15. (okay, so this only applies to me) When one of his students actually went out to prove the efficacy of his training by competing in San Shou fights, Eric Cruz did not support this student whatsoever. No extra training; never coming to watch a fight; and, after offering a sponsorship of a couple hundred dollars SEVERAL times, backing out at the last minute.

    soo, basically... the guys a sh*t head.

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