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Posted On:
2/05/2006 2:42pm
Style: Sandbagged BJJ white belt--
What a pathetic comeback. I love how he never stops talking about how he doesn't care what anyone else thinks, yet can't seem to stop writing about it. He publishes a new dissertation where he justifies his existance to the world at least once a month.
I pointed at him [the panhandler], bringing my rear hand up in a subtle approximation of the double Wu Sau guard that is the default hand position in Wing Chun Kung Fu.
"Step away," I hissed.
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Posted On:
2/05/2006 6:52pm
Style: MMA--
Times like these make me regret owning so many flashlights. I currently have six Mini Maglights sitting around this room, this is the kind of light Phil turns into pocket sticks. How can he bastardize such an innocent little penlight? At least he doesn't have the balls to mess with Surefire, those lights are too much for that guy to handle. 60 lumens through those glasses of his would probably burn his head right through.
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Posted On:
2/05/2006 8:28pm
Style: German longsword, .45 ACP--
So does that mean if I ever grapple with you I should wear a red hammer and sickle speedo, like Zangief?
Originally Posted by Phrost
“nobody shoots anybody in the face unless you’re a hit man or a video gamer.” - Jack Thompson
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2/05/2006 8:34pm
Style: German longsword, .45 ACP--
Originally Posted by MEGALEF
But if a book that thinks spinning back kicks to the chin is a valid technique in a knife fight recommends it..
Yeah, I was about to say...that seems like a good way to expose your femoral artery and groin to a reflexive spaz-out stab. Surely, Phil isn't offering this book as evidence that the "stab vest" is a good idea?
Is this the same sort of critical eye Phil directed at World War II combatives, including his almighty chin jab?“nobody shoots anybody in the face unless you’re a hit man or a video gamer.” - Jack Thompson
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Posted On:
2/05/2006 11:43pm
Style: TKD, MT--
He'd probably find a way to brag about that sad little fact too.
"Sure he stabbed me in the leg! I knew the kick was bollocks, but I threw it anyway because I knew what he would do, therefore owning HIM!"Rad ki was made up by adolescents. I do not know who created trad ki but it was not made by adolescents. your an ass dude, Im not being a little bitch you are, your past the level of a bitch. Your beyond Bitch! If im easting my time with ki and psi, then your wasting time to prove frauds, and all **** like that! -theoutsider
Kick boxing is ok, but don't expect do beat a man like Rickson Gracie with that. You need a real martial art. You need Xing Yi Quan. -Emptyflower
The splits, how ever, have a few martial uses. Doing the splits for me, can put my fists in testical strike range.
dont ignore the Art for the Martial or else your just kick boxing
Yes i am serious, there are kicks that can block punches. we have them in Moo duk kwan.
I want to learn how to use them in case my arm gets broken in a fight.
what would you have me do? if my arm gets broke, not block punches? -sempi-stone
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Posted On:
2/05/2006 11:52pm
Style: BJJ--
Phil Elmore is Wimp Lo, as Phrost stated.
'Ha! How'd you like my new face to fist style!"Imports from Japan, Shipping Worldwide! Art Junkie, Scramble, BJJ Spirits, Reversal...
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