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    Kickcatcher is a genius. I love the "I knew it all along defense"...

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    What a pathetic comeback. I love how he never stops talking about how he doesn't care what anyone else thinks, yet can't seem to stop writing about it. He publishes a new dissertation where he justifies his existance to the world at least once a month.
    I pointed at him [the panhandler], bringing my rear hand up in a subtle approximation of the double Wu Sau guard that is the default hand position in Wing Chun Kung Fu.

    "Step away," I hissed.
    -Phil Elmore

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    "I knew it was bullshit . . . but I published it anyway"

    Ladies and gentleman, Phil Elmore.


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    Times like these make me regret owning so many flashlights. I currently have six Mini Maglights sitting around this room, this is the kind of light Phil turns into pocket sticks. How can he bastardize such an innocent little penlight? At least he doesn't have the balls to mess with Surefire, those lights are too much for that guy to handle. 60 lumens through those glasses of his would probably burn his head right through.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phrost
    That was an excellent article. And being an anti-leftist (ie. fan of individual responsibility over the State), thanks for the ammo. Hell, that helps me with an argument I have with The Wastrel over a year ago on leftist bias in the American university system.
    So does that mean if I ever grapple with you I should wear a red hammer and sickle speedo, like Zangief?
    Best Vietnam War music video I've ever seen put together by a vet: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDY8raKsdfg

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    Quote Originally Posted by MEGALEF
    But if a book that thinks spinning back kicks to the chin is a valid technique in a knife fight recommends it..

    Yeah, I was about to say...that seems like a good way to expose your femoral artery and groin to a reflexive spaz-out stab. Surely, Phil isn't offering this book as evidence that the "stab vest" is a good idea?

    Is this the same sort of critical eye Phil directed at World War II combatives, including his almighty chin jab?
    Best Vietnam War music video I've ever seen put together by a vet: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDY8raKsdfg

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    I´d bet god money that Phil can´t perform a semi-decent spinning hook kick to the chin anyway.

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    He'd probably find a way to brag about that sad little fact too.

    "Sure he stabbed me in the leg! I knew the kick was bollocks, but I threw it anyway because I knew what he would do, therefore owning HIM!"
    Rad ki was made up by adolescents. I do not know who created trad ki but it was not made by adolescents. your an ass dude, Im not being a little bitch you are, your past the level of a bitch. Your beyond Bitch! If im easting my time with ki and psi, then your wasting time to prove frauds, and all **** like that! -theoutsider

    Kick boxing is ok, but don't expect do beat a man like Rickson Gracie with that. You need a real martial art. You need Xing Yi Quan. -Emptyflower

    The splits, how ever, have a few martial uses. Doing the splits for me, can put my fists in testical strike range.

    dont ignore the Art for the Martial or else your just kick boxing

    Yes i am serious, there are kicks that can block punches. we have them in Moo duk kwan.
    I want to learn how to use them in case my arm gets broken in a fight.
    what would you have me do? if my arm gets broke, not block punches? -sempi-stone

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    Phil Elmore is Wimp Lo, as Phrost stated.

    'Ha! How'd you like my new face to fist style!"
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    Why is there not a WorldWide Owning Commission?
    It seems Phil Elmore by himself will never accept being "owned".

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