BJJ Black Belt
Posted On:2/05/2006 1:52pm
Style: Rex Kwon Do
Kickcatcher is a genius. I love the "I knew it all along defense"...
Posted On:2/05/2006 3:42pm
Style: Sandbagged BJJ white belt
What a pathetic comeback. I love how he never stops talking about how he doesn't care what anyone else thinks, yet can't seem to stop writing about it. He publishes a new dissertation where he justifies his existance to the world at least once a month.
I pointed at him [the panhandler], bringing my rear hand up in a subtle approximation of the double Wu Sau guard that is the default hand position in Wing Chun Kung Fu.
"Step away," I hissed.
All Out of Bubblegum
Posted On:2/05/2006 6:02pm
"I knew it was bullshit . . . but I published it anyway"
Ladies and gentleman, Phil Elmore.
There's no choice but to confront you, to engage you, to erase you. I've gone to great lengths to expand my threshold of pain. I will use my mistakes against you. There's no other choice.
Posted On:2/05/2006 7:52pm
Times like these make me regret owning so many flashlights. I currently have six Mini Maglights sitting around this room, this is the kind of light Phil turns into pocket sticks. How can he bastardize such an innocent little penlight? At least he doesn't have the balls to mess with Surefire, those lights are too much for that guy to handle. 60 lumens through those glasses of his would probably burn his head right through.
...is THE PENETRATOR
Posted On:2/05/2006 9:28pm
Style: German longsword, .45 ACP
Originally Posted by Phrost
That was an excellent article. And being an anti-leftist (ie. fan of individual responsibility over the State), thanks for the ammo. Hell, that helps me with an argument I have with The Wastrel over a year ago on leftist bias in the American university system.
So does that mean if I ever grapple with you I should wear a red hammer and sickle speedo, like Zangief?
“nobody shoots anybody in the face unless you’re a hit man or a video gamer.” - Jack Thompson
Posted On:2/05/2006 9:34pm
Originally Posted by MEGALEF
But if a book that thinks spinning back kicks to the chin is a valid technique in a knife fight recommends it..
Yeah, I was about to say...that seems like a good way to expose your femoral artery and groin to a reflexive spaz-out stab. Surely, Phil isn't offering this book as evidence that the "stab vest" is a good idea?
Is this the same sort of critical eye Phil directed at World War II combatives, including his almighty chin jab?
Posted On:2/05/2006 9:58pm
I´d bet god money that Phil can´t perform a semi-decent spinning hook kick to the chin anyway.
Posted On:2/06/2006 12:43am
Style: TKD, MT
He'd probably find a way to brag about that sad little fact too.
"Sure he stabbed me in the leg! I knew the kick was bollocks, but I threw it anyway because I knew what he would do, therefore owning HIM!"
Rad ki was made up by adolescents. I do not know who created trad ki but it was not made by adolescents. your an ass dude, Im not being a little bitch you are, your past the level of a bitch. Your beyond Bitch! If im easting my time with ki and psi, then your wasting time to prove frauds, and all **** like that! -theoutsider
Kick boxing is ok, but don't expect do beat a man like Rickson Gracie with that. You need a real martial art. You need Xing Yi Quan. -Emptyflower
The splits, how ever, have a few martial uses. Doing the splits for me, can put my fists in testical strike range.
dont ignore the Art for the Martial or else your just kick boxing
Yes i am serious, there are kicks that can block punches. we have them in Moo duk kwan.
I want to learn how to use them in case my arm gets broken in a fight.
what would you have me do? if my arm gets broke, not block punches? -sempi-stone
Founder/GrandSensei of Joint British / Papua New Guinean Non-contact Lawn Bowls Jiu Jitsu Committee
Posted On:2/06/2006 12:52am
Phil Elmore is Wimp Lo, as Phrost stated.
'Ha! How'd you like my new face to fist style!"
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Posted On:2/06/2006 3:33pm
Style: Shutting up and training
Why is there not a WorldWide Owning Commission?
It seems Phil Elmore by himself will never accept being "owned".
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