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    I had a conversation with Karate master Nishime about this once. this Ki striking busniness. He said there were probably less than 4 people in the world that could do this. He said it was real, but not usefull for fighting. He said a lot of people have "proven" this ability over the years, but he laughed about it. He told me of one master I can't remeber wich one...Itosu or chojin...does not matter. At any rate he claimed he could do this and would prove it on a bull and not a willing partner. The oposition said fine you do it with my bull. The master agreed and said it would take 3 months to train for it. Well long story short, he broke into the barn every night, walked over to the bull pen, made a noise and poked the bull in the nose with a needle. When the day came, everyone turned out to see if he could do it. He enterd the pen, pointed, made a "chi" noise...and the bull screamed and ran. proving his "chi" strike could work on a bull. Nishime said he had never seen a real chi strike. only tricks. I do not know why he said there were a few that could do it. he never went into it...he also did not say why it was not usefull for fighting. He said punching is usefull for fighting.

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    Nishime is japanese for 'weed smoker' BTW.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Poop Loops
    On the up side, if you kill someone by chi-blasting them off of a bridge, you can probably kick anyone's ass and don't need to take a polygraph test because you're a frickin' Jedi.
    Jedi my ass. You'd pass because the bitch threw himself off a bridge.

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    Crap like this is fascinating to me....the same way in which reverend Jim Jones and the Poeples Temple is fascinating from a mass psycosis perspective.

    here is an intersing site I found on "Ki Training" and techniques. Check out the guy's "aura"...come to think of it, thats what people looked like at the Phish millenium concert at the Florida Seminole Indian Reservation Jan 1, 2000. Good times man, good times.

    http://sayajin_ki.tripod.com/index.html

    Clearly Mr. Wang is some sort of X-Man, what should we call him?

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    "my aura

    This is a picture of my aura....I know its sexy. This is it at rest, without charging."

    it's a joke right? right? :seppuku:

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    I think that Master Wang's greatest skill is emptying his students bank accounts without a touch

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    Here is another "Chi Master" and stories of Jedi, Dungeons & Dragons, Dragon Ball Z, Pokemon, or Mortal Kombat super powers possessed by him.

    http://www.chi-energy.com/master_lew.html

    here's a compilation of the new members of the Super Hero's Justice League.....the secret location of their fortress of Dorkitude is a secret guarded by an impenetrable chi force field...although we all can join the league of extraordinarily retarded gentlemen for the LOW, LOW PRICE OF $479......... :wtfgif9fr

    http://www.chipower.com/testimonials.htm

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