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    When his no touch technique doesn't work, is it a "wang emergency"?

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    If he doesnt touch you and push you off a bridge, does it count as agression ? If you get hurt/killed of course.

    also, can he manipulate objects ? that would be sweet

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    "This issue of cooperation is a difficult one to resolve. Master Wang's students have reported different reactions after working with him in a no touch session. Some are extremely sensitive to energy and literally fall over when Master Wang works with them. Others feel little and can’t understand why others are responding when they don’t. One explanation is that one has to develop sensitivity to energy, just as Master Wang needs to develop transmission skills."
    Gee, I want to invest a lot of time in learning an art that won't affect 99.99% of the population of North America, due to their lack of sensitivity to energy. I'd rather just skip ahead to the lesson on light sabres.
    Jesus loves you. I think you're an asshole.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Askari
    If anyone can get to one of these no-touch seminars I dearly would like to see someone take a glass of water and walk across the room to the isntructor, challanging him to stop you from pouring the water over his head. Now that would make a good video that would be on the net for years.
    I thought of a better one: just kick him in the money-grabbing ass.

    And the fact you need "believe" or "weaken your chi" is just plain moronic.

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    His chi does work, it does physically manipulate people to do things.

    If by "chi" you mean brainwashing.

    But I'm just playing with words.

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    ownage

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucky Seven
    If he doesnt touch you and push you off a bridge, does it count as agression ?
    On the up side, if you kill someone by chi-blasting them off of a bridge you can claim it was a suicide and probably pass the polygraph.

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    On the up side, if you kill someone by chi-blasting them off of a bridge, you can probably kick anyone's ass and don't need to take a polygraph test because you're a frickin' Jedi.

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    "As Master Wang became softer and his energy more focused he became less reliant on physical touch."

    Buahahahhaha
    Eduardo "Why'd you stop."

    Me "I was kicked in the head by the guys sparring next to me."

    Eduardo "Ino what happened but i didnt say you could stop."

    Me "Um.. I guess I keep going."

    Eduardo "You dont stop until i say stop, you dont get tired until i say your tired, keep going."


    Originally posted by Ralek
    My cousin gave me some tapes of him doing tkd. I learned from those tapes. When I beat up an Akido instructor, and made him take rest breaks, I used TKD. I learned Bjj from watching ufc and pride and then I copied them and wrestled my cousin for practice. I choked him out and he tapped.

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    I'd like to see this Mr Wang try his no-touch tricks on his puppets when they are blindfolded and then listen to his explanation how a flannel towel wrapped around one's head disrupts the flow of chi... I wonder if these "no-touch masters" really believe in their own bs, or are they secretly laughing at all the gullible people in this world.

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