Posted On:1/31/2006 1:15pm
Originally Posted by Apostol
Did anyone notice how retarded that bearhug defense was?
Its a monkey ! This is not your real life Self-defense scenario. Its a show thing !
Posted On:1/31/2006 1:22pm
Originally Posted by meng_mao
You have to provide a source.
Not sure about the nut biting part, but this link provides testimony of the chimps power and ability:
One Ambulance, Eleven Cops...
Posted On:1/31/2006 1:37pm
Style: Kung Fu
Originally Posted by Cough/Cool
I am betting if he got into a fight, he would use his instincts. He probably thinks this TKD stuff is for fun or something. Chimps are freakin evil when it comes to fighting, mostly biting the testicles :eatbabies off of the opponent. They are also over 4x stronger than humans.
I don't know about the testicles, but apparently "Baboons" will bite and tear off other appendages, and are quite ruthless fighters.
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resident sick ****
Posted On:1/31/2006 8:34pm
Style: Being a total psychopath
Thats why I hate animals.
Posted On:1/31/2006 10:22pm
Style: Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu
With my sort of vocabulary, trying to describe the awesomeness of this would only scratch the surface.
The end comes... beyond chaos.
Posted On:1/31/2006 10:28pm
I should get a monkey and teach it MMA.
Hmmmm, no... It would probably bite off my face.
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