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    Quote Originally Posted by Apostol
    Did anyone notice how retarded that bearhug defense was?

    Its a monkey ! This is not your real life Self-defense scenario. Its a show thing !

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    Quote Originally Posted by meng_mao
    You have to provide a source.
    Not sure about the nut biting part, but this link provides testimony of the chimps power and ability:

    http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1519258/posts

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cough/Cool
    I am betting if he got into a fight, he would use his instincts. He probably thinks this TKD stuff is for fun or something. Chimps are freakin evil when it comes to fighting, mostly biting the testicles :eatbabies off of the opponent. They are also over 4x stronger than humans.
    I don't know about the testicles, but apparently "Baboons" will bite and tear off other appendages, and are quite ruthless fighters.

    Source: http://www.bullshido.net/forums/show...0&postcount=24
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    Thats why I hate animals.

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    With my sort of vocabulary, trying to describe the awesomeness of this would only scratch the surface.

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    I should get a monkey and teach it MMA.

    Hmmmm, no... It would probably bite off my face.
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