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  1. poidog is offline
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    Competition Team Tag...yes?

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    3/31/2006 3:29am

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    Wooden cooking spoon warrior...

    This clip is fucking ridiculous.

    Why is it that almost every bullshit SD instructors start from the ever popular "wrist grab"? For fucks sake, I have never seen a fight start with a wrist grab. And why a wooden cooking spoon? I mean, if you're at home in your kitchen, why waste time with the WCS when (presumably) there's a knife somewhere within reach. And if you're not at home, WHY-IN-THE-**** would you have a WCS on you? Traveling chef?

    Pay careful attention to the instruction on pinching (I **** you not). When getting to the actual stick situation, note the fantastic legal advice and then please explain to me the advantage of the crossed arm stick lock, because I can't figure it out. Then again, I'm no expert.

    You must see this to believe it.

    Aloha, Poi
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  2. Toby Christensen is offline

    Martial mediocrite

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    I've seen that clip before.

    I think if he'd just demonstrated the stick he would've been all right, although the wooden spoon was illustrative.
    What am I?:

    I am ignorant, thieving, lying, hypocrital, violent and thoroughly self obssessed. I steal from others to make myself look better, only to make the item or information worse.

    I go on and on and ON about how brave and strong and brilliant and wealthy I am, but in the end I'm all mouth and no trousers.

    That's right children, I'm your average AMERICUNT! and I exemplify AMERICA!:911flag:

    :occasion1

    JohnnyCache's "retort" proving how much he knows about medicine and geography and First World countries:
    http://www.bullshido.net/forums/show...=78188&page=22

    Yes, through persistent lack of work and the cultivation of ignorance, he is a true American.
  3. DAYoung is offline
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    Crouching Philosopher, Hidden Philosopher

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    Posted On:
    3/31/2006 3:40am

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    I like the WSNG (wooden spoon nipple grab). Just in case it might have seemed like a mere annoyance compared to a punch in the face, he tells us: "This hurts alot." Great stuff. Gotta get me a Japanese hardwood wooden spoon with my dojo's insignia on it.
  4. Jebuyaga is offline

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    3/31/2006 7:58am


     

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    Do you know that there are chopsticks made of titanium? What the **** is that about? Ok, ok so maybe the rice people did as the westerners and started using metal instead of wood. (a fork is still far superior to a pair of chopsticks though)

    Maybe I should sharpen a spoon... Or better yet, razor sharp S30V dinner plates, if someone has the audacity to disturb me during a meal, I'll use it to CHOP HIS STINKING HEAD OFF! And of course, because I've listened to the great masters I already know that all attackers begin by grabbing my wrist, or try to stab me from across the room with an overhand icepick grip. Of course there's also the advantage of my attackers always being smaller and weaker than me (regardless of my size) I take their word for it, I believe every word their other asshole excretes...
  5. Yamabushi is offline
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    My aunt used to wield a mean wooden spoon. When I was kid I used to live in fear of it.
    Failing to become awesome since 1976
  6. Rhamma is offline

    Not over zealous, but just zealous enough. 病気の粗悪品

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yamabushi
    My aunt used to wield a mean wooden spoon. When I was kid I used to live in fear of it.
    Yeah, My grandmother was a "GrandMaster" with the wooden spoon.
    People often tell me that I fail to see the gravity of the situation.
    I see the gravity, and I say...

    Step right up folks and watch me defy gravity!
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    Italian Grandmother Fu!

    They are also great at the art of Shuriken Shoe Flinging.
    DIDN'T YOU KNOW?! The Chinese know everything! And they knew it 4,000 years before YOU did!

    "Yes. Yes I am. I'm clearly illiterate and dictating this post to a squadron of several dozen trained jumping beans I've coearced into living on my keyboard, each named after a letter or character, which bounce up and down as I call their names." -JohnnyCache
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    Quote Originally Posted by CaptainRedbeard
    Do you know that there are chopsticks made of titanium? What the **** is that about? Ok, ok so maybe the rice people did as the westerners and started using metal instead of wood. (a fork is still far superior to a pair of chopsticks though)
    Koreans have historically preferred metal chopsticks.
  9. DerAuslander is offline
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    3/31/2006 1:00pm

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    My mom used to spank my ass with a wooden spoon all the time. Now the Buddhist monk I study under beats me about the head with a wooden stick.

    In life, there is symetry.

    Poidog, the techniques look like Kuksool performed with a wooden spoon instead of a short rod. That probably explains the nipple fetish as well.
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    Interesting...............but stupid.
    Last edited by SifuAbel; 3/31/2006 1:23pm at .
    I wake up in the morning and look in the mirror and I see STUPID looking back.
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