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  1. Mr. Jones is offline
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    What it means to be Ninja

    All this talk about Ninjas made me post this.

    From urbandictionary.com

    What it means to be Ninja

    Ninja don't sweat.

    Bullets can't kill a ninja.

    Ninja invented skateboarding

    Only a ninja can kill a ninja. Regular humans are useless.

    Ninja never wear headbands with the word "ninja" printed on them.

    Ninja can breath underwater anytime they want.

    Ninja can change clothes in less than 1 second.

    Ninja don't smoke, but they do use smoke bombs.

    Ninja always land on their feet. If they don't have feet they will land on their nubs.

    Ninja invented the internet.

    Ninja don't eat or drink very much, and they never have to go to the bathroom.

    Ninja always move to America when making a new start as a non-assassin.

    Ninja don't play sports. Unless killing is a sport.

    Ninja can crush golfballs with 2 fingers, any two fingers.

    Ninja have a bad temper when they lose at anything. They will usually cut off the winners head before they have time to gloat.

    Ninja lie all the time. Even when the truth serves better, ninja will lie anyway.

    Ninja swords are always straight with a square handle guard. Always. Curves are for girls.

    Lack any personality

    Wear headbands

    Fight skillfully with any object

    Can remove a spleen in one swift motion

    Live in your house secretly for days

    Can remove their shadow if needed

    Hurl shurikens

    Go anywhere they want instantly

    Catch bullets in their teeth

    Kill themselves if they make a noise

    Can run 100 miles on their hands

    Train 20 hours/day starting from age 2

    Have cool words like Seppuku

    Are masters of disguise

    Can hover for hours

    Flip out and kill everything

    Are completely self-sufficient.

    Split planks vertically with their nose

    Can hide in incense smoke

    Kill people.

    Ninjas are the best guitar players. Ever.

    Ninjas do NOT wear spandex.

    A Samurai is NOT a ninja.

    Dragon Ball Z characters are NOT ninjas.

    If you see a ninja, he is NOT a ninja.
  2. DerAuslander is offline
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    Fucking awesome...
  3. Mr. Jones is offline
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    I think the Ninja skateboarding comment is on the 3 ninjas
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    "I feel naked I was so distracted by your penis"

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    I think Chuck Norris is going to start roundhousing some ninja faces for trying to steal his stuff. Come on, half of that is clearly from Chuck's list. Thieving ninpos.
  5. Plasma is offline
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    Bullshido's Greatest Ninja

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     Style: JJJ/Judo[Nidan] BJJ[Blue]

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    Ahhh I have to say its all true. Our secret is out!

    I am hiding in DerAuslander's room as I post this...
  6. Robot Jesus is offline
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    Common, they left out “totally flip out and kill people”. Kids these days.
  7. PirateJon is offline
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    and good morning to you too

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    OMG HAY DOODZ CHECH THIS KOOL NINJA SITE OUT!

    REALULTIMATEPOWER.NET

    I LOL'D!






    p.s. Don't **** with Chuck.
    You can't make people smarter. You can expose them to information, but your responsibility stops there.
  8. DerAuslander is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by KageKaze
    Ahhh I have to say its all true. Our secret is out!

    I am hiding in DerAuslander's room as I post this...
    Awesome! Did you get her on vid? Chick was fucking smoking!
  9. DerAuslander is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dagon Akujin
    I think Chuck Norris is going to start roundhousing some ninja faces for trying to steal his stuff. Come on, half of that is clearly from Chuck's list. Thieving ninpos.
    I saw "The Octagon". Chuck pwns Ninjaz.
  10. Plasma is offline
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    Bullshido's Greatest Ninja

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    Quote Originally Posted by DerAuslander108
    Awesome! Did you get her on vid? Chick was fucking smoking!
    I wouldn't miss a chance to tape "teh r34l TKD" as TKD is all about chicks.
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