What it means to be Ninja

**Mr. Jones** · Posted On: 1/23/2006 8:31pm

All this talk about Ninjas made me post this.

From urbandictionary.com

What it means to be Ninja

Ninja don't sweat.

Bullets can't kill a ninja.

Ninja invented skateboarding

Only a ninja can kill a ninja. Regular humans are useless.

Ninja never wear headbands with the word "ninja" printed on them.

Ninja can breath underwater anytime they want.

Ninja can change clothes in less than 1 second.

Ninja don't smoke, but they do use smoke bombs.

Ninja always land on their feet. If they don't have feet they will land on their nubs.

Ninja invented the internet.

Ninja don't eat or drink very much, and they never have to go to the bathroom.

Ninja always move to America when making a new start as a non-assassin.

Ninja don't play sports. Unless killing is a sport.

Ninja can crush golfballs with 2 fingers, any two fingers.

Ninja have a bad temper when they lose at anything. They will usually cut off the winners head before they have time to gloat.

Ninja lie all the time. Even when the truth serves better, ninja will lie anyway.

Ninja swords are always straight with a square handle guard. Always. Curves are for girls.

Lack any personality

Wear headbands

Fight skillfully with any object

Can remove a spleen in one swift motion

Live in your house secretly for days

Can remove their shadow if needed

Hurl shurikens

Go anywhere they want instantly

Catch bullets in their teeth

Kill themselves if they make a noise

Can run 100 miles on their hands

Train 20 hours/day starting from age 2

Have cool words like Seppuku

Are masters of disguise

Can hover for hours

Flip out and kill everything

Are completely self-sufficient.

Split planks vertically with their nose

Can hide in incense smoke

Kill people.

Ninjas are the best guitar players. Ever.

Ninjas do NOT wear spandex.

A Samurai is NOT a ninja.

Dragon Ball Z characters are NOT ninjas.

If you see a ninja, he is NOT a ninja.

***DerAuslander*** · Posted On: 1/23/2006 8:40pm

Fucking awesome...

**Mr. Jones** · Posted On: 1/23/2006 10:00pm

I think the Ninja skateboarding comment is on the 3 ninjas

**Dagon Akujin** · Posted On: 1/24/2006 2:24am

I think Chuck Norris is going to start roundhousing some ninja faces for trying to steal his stuff. Come on, half of that is clearly from Chuck's list. Thieving ninpos.

***Plasma*** · Posted On: 1/24/2006 8:35am

Ahhh I have to say its all true. Our secret is out!

I am hiding in DerAuslander's room as I post this...

**Robot Jesus** · Posted On: 1/24/2006 8:42am

Common, they left out “totally flip out and kill people”. Kids these days.

**PirateJon** · Posted On: 1/24/2006 8:47am

OMG HAY DOODZ CHECH THIS KOOL NINJA SITE OUT!

REALULTIMATEPOWER.NET

I LOL'D!

p.s. Don't **** with Chuck.

***DerAuslander*** · Posted On: 1/24/2006 10:24am

Originally Posted by KageKaze

Ahhh I have to say its all true. Our secret is out!

I am hiding in DerAuslander's room as I post this...

Awesome! Did you get her on vid? Chick was fucking smoking!

***DerAuslander*** · Posted On: 1/24/2006 10:25am

Originally Posted by Dagon Akujin

I think Chuck Norris is going to start roundhousing some ninja faces for trying to steal his stuff. Come on, half of that is clearly from Chuck's list. Thieving ninpos.

I saw "The Octagon". Chuck pwns Ninjaz.