Bullshido dissin seagal

**LolodesBois** · Posted On: 1/31/2006 3:05am

Originally Posted by elnyka

I started to dislike Van Damne after I watched "KickBoxer", and particularly after he started putting his ass on display in every single movie(remember "TimeCop"). However, after I read that he suffered from bipolar dissorder (and read a few more about him), I started to sympatize with him. "Cyborg" is a good movie, and I think "In Hell" he had a chance to show some acting skills.

Plus he seems like a nice guy, and he really has put an effort to be in great shape after 40... something totally opposite to fat-ass mega-juice Seagal.

Whoaa a thread with Seagal an Jean-Claude, why do I get the song 'How low can you get..how low can you get' in my head ?

**Soju_King** · Posted On: 1/31/2006 12:48pm

Originally Posted by Mr. Jones

I guess I should be more specific. In the sixties there was something called the 4 corners of Okinawa. The Army, the navy, the marines, and the air force would each have their own corner hence the 4 corners. Say you were in the navy and you accidently went over to the armies corner the army guys would beat the **** out of you and tell you to stay at your corner. I was wondering if they still did **** like that in Okinawa.

oooohhhh........that 4 corners.....naw they dont do that stuff anymore, just the usual alcohol-related incident beefin between branches or the "young guy just joined an still got the hoodlum mentality" shyt.

**Enech** · Posted On: 1/31/2006 2:40pm

Originally Posted by sabre3

u guys haf no idead do u...u pretend to be dis big shot mma fiters but u are juz losers...mediocre fucktards who work 9-5 hahaha u think an mma champ wud vaste his time on her+? guess again.

Learn to spell and use grammar you gimp! Segal sucks, as an actor as a person and especially as a "martial artist"

Get over it, move on etc etc ad infinitum. :bduh:

the only fucktard (how old are you btw? 14?) would be you!

**Coyote** · Posted On: 2/01/2006 8:34pm

Seriously guys, the best Segal movie ever was...Executive Decision.
I love watching the scene where he demonstrates a technique that involves getting ripped out of an exploding stealth plane in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.
Sometimes I will put my DVD player on A-B play and watch it over and over again untill I pass out from the laughter.

**Mr. Jones** · Posted On: 2/01/2006 8:35pm

I thought popular opinion was undersieged.

**Coyote** · Posted On: 2/01/2006 9:35pm

True, but the thought of Mr. Segal hitting frigid waters from an altitude of several thousand feet brings me as much joy as the thought of him passing out and crapping his pants after G.L. chokes him unconcious, and I must say that few things in life give me so much pleasure.
I may even choose to make that my next Avatar.