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    Let me see if I got this right.

    1. Segal is a CIA operative!?!?!
    2. Segal is connected to the Italian Mafia!?!?!
    3. Segal is the best Aikidoka!?!?!
    4. Segal is 'hard as nails'!?!?!?!
    Last edited by slamdunc; 1/23/2006 11:28am at .

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    Quote Originally Posted by slamdunc
    Let me see if I got this right.

    1. Segal is a CIA operative!?!?!
    2. Segal is connected to the Italian Mafia!?!?!
    3. Segal is the best Aikidoka!?!?!
    4. Segal is 'hard as nails'!?!?!?!
    yes yes yes and yes

  3. #23

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    Quote Originally Posted by sabre3
    lets c u have the balls to deal with the mafia the way sensei seagal did...fat chance u wud run scared like the bitches u are
    Please go practice irimi nage in traffic. kthxbye. :jerkit2yf

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    I beat segal 17 times, we sparred and I won every time, cuz im italian, im in the mob and CIA, and im japanese

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    Quote Originally Posted by sabre3
    lets c u have the balls to deal with the mafia the way sensei seagal did...fat chance u wud run scared like the bitches u are

    Please I dated a yakuza members daughter and worked for another one's resteraunt. I didn't wuss out and only dated my AIKIDO teachers daughter. :evil:
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    Xiao Ao Jiang Hu Zhi Dong Fang Bu Bai (Laughing Proud Warrior Invincible Asia) Dark Emperor of Baji!!!

    RIP SOLDIER

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    O-Ren Ishii is here to collect your fucking head...
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    Current stage of death: denial

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    Steven Segeal? You mean this guy, right?


    http://www.netglimse.com/images/celebs/bio/3_28-3-326-58_2003030616264.jpg (in the event the picture doesn't show up here)

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    Worst troll in recent memory.

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    (The Llama bit my junk but the ref didn't see it).

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    So perhaps you could clear up a rumor I've heard; that Seagal used shoe-polish on his forehead to disguise his receding hairline.

    In a couple movies, his hairline does look a little, I dunno, fuzzy.

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    SEGAL IS LATIN FOR GOD

    jeez

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