Grand Celestial Do

**me4life69** · Posted On: 1/23/2006 3:07pm

This is a legit art. I have survived many kumites by this art. I know what the attcker will do. I have received my black halo 3 years ago. I have defeated 6 UFC champions, 5 muay thai grand champions and knocked out Riddick Bowe while he was world champion and this is why Bowe no longer fights. He is now a student in our art. if you dont believe me, then Ill come to your house and challenge you.

**CX1329** · Posted On: 1/23/2006 3:20pm

Bah, my Kung Fu is better.

My Kung Fu is so strong I can knock an entire mountain out of place by hitting it with a single kick.

My Kung Fu is so strong I can knock out ALL UFC fighters at once.

My Kung Fu is so strong I don't even have to make contact with a girl when having sex. I can use my Chi powers to manipulate her hormones and drive her insane!

I laugh at those fools.

**me4life69** · Posted On: 1/23/2006 3:36pm

I hereby challenge you, meet me in the orion belt at 67:89 prothos and we shall engage

**Teryan** · Posted On: 1/23/2006 3:37pm

"The energy can also increase their hormonal output and speed their bodies healing mechanisms. The end result is UNIMAGINABLE HUMAN STRENGTH."

I think that anal probe little a little to far up... :new_alien

This is a legit art. I have survived many kumites by this art. I know what the attcker will do. I have received my black halo 3 years ago. I have defeated 6 UFC champions, 5 muay thai grand champions and knocked out Riddick Bowe while he was world champion and this is why Bowe no longer fights. He is now a student in our art. if you dont believe me, then Ill come to your house and challenge you.

Is this a joke? Your willing to come to us? How far are you willing to travel?